Remember being forced to read Dante’s Inferno in High School? Don’t be surprised if Jim “Guitar Hero” Dolan is a fan of the epic tale himself. In a long overdue S.R.M. column, we take a look at the torment Dolan is allowing Isaiah to endure during this grueling hell…err we mean season.
Ask any Knick fan who the biggest detriment to the team is, and you’re likely to get a potpourri of wild answers. Obviously the correct answer is Dolan himself, but don’t be so quick to think Thomas is number two. Jay-Z is positioned to become an even bigger franchise killer than Zeke. Last week’s announcement of the Net’s opening their first season in Brooklyn 2010, brings up a frightening reality for Knick fans. Have the Knicks titanic failures put them in jeopardy of losing their hold over New York?
There’s been a number of reports about David Stern and Charles Dolan chatting it up. Sounds like little Jimmy might be in trouble.
Well, remember the “progress reports” that our grade school teachers mailed to our parents when we screwed up in class? I got blindsided by a few of them in my years myself. A KnicksOnline.com investigation uncovered a fresh one sent straight to Daddy Dolan himself! Check out what David Stern has to say about Charles's misfit son!
What would the Knicks look like with Kobe on board? KnicksOnline.com’s “Starks” was able to jump into the future on his lunch break and bring back a game wrap up from March of 2008.