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Starks raving MaD: Divine Comedy; Indeed
2008, February 27
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Remember being forced to read Dante’s Inferno in High School? Don’t be surprised if Jim “Guitar Hero” Dolan is a fan of the epic tale himself. In a long overdue S.R.M. column, we take a look at the torment Dolan is allowing Isaiah to endure during this grueling hell…err we mean season.

Starks raving MaD: New York… uh I mean, Brooklyn’s Finest?
2008, January 10
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Ask any Knick fan who the biggest detriment to the team is, and you’re likely to get a potpourri of wild answers. Obviously the correct answer is Dolan himself, but don’t be so quick to think Thomas is number two. Jay-Z is positioned to become an even bigger franchise killer than Zeke. Last week’s announcement of the Net’s opening their first season in Brooklyn 2010, brings up a frightening reality for Knick fans. Have the Knicks titanic failures put them in jeopardy of losing their hold over New York?

 

Starks raving MaD: Do you hear that Knick fans??
2007, December 12
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On November 29th, the Celtics nearly destroyed the Knicks by 50 points. All the while, a TV Ad was out there challenging the Celtics to look up the word “formidable”. We’ve all seen the commercial. We’ve all had our laughs. But Jack Dempsey isn’t hiding. KnicksOnline.com tracked him down and got his side of the story and it turns out he’s just as angry over this season than anyone else. We interview Jack and discuss the sorry state of Knick commercials, the hot Blonde “BAM!” chick, and much more.
Starks raving MaD: Paging Daddy Dolan
2007, November 21
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There’s been a number of reports about David Stern and Charles Dolan chatting it up. Sounds like little Jimmy might be in trouble.

Well, remember the “progress reports” that our grade school teachers mailed to our parents when we screwed up in class? I got blindsided by a few of them in my years myself. A KnicksOnline.com investigation uncovered a fresh one sent straight to Daddy Dolan himself! Check out what David Stern has to say about Charles's misfit son!

Starks raving MaD: NYKobe
2007, October 09
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What would the Knicks look like with Kobe on board? KnicksOnline.com’s “Starks” was able to jump into the future on his lunch break and bring back a game wrap up from March of 2008.