If this video doesn't evoke your disdain for the Celtics, and your anticipation for this year after such a tumultuous season of trades and our reemergence from perennial laughing stock, you are not a fan of The New York Knicks
And don't let's forget these 2 blood boiling incidents.
After the trade whirlwind, we finally made it back to the post-season. It genuinely felt like our uprising had begun. After one critical non-call by the refs and 2 key injuries, we were swept away by circumstance, and had no plan B worthy of our opponent.
The Knicks' season ended in a shower of disgruntled boos from their home crowd, as the nemesis Celtics swept us in 4 games; the last at home. It was the mother of anticlimactic disappointments.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/media.knicks.../2915/tiny.jpgSince acquiring the league's biggest **** bag, Garnett, and the emergence of Rondo, Boston have eclipsed opponent's forced turnovers in ball handling and broken/intercepted passes. Last year, they topped the ladder by a total of 132 TOs in the combined categories.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/media.knicks.../2915/tiny.jpgAs a system, theirs is the antithesis of the Knicks style, with methodically run plays in which the focal is to hit the open man between seconds 10 & 15 on the clock. Rondo is the main facilitator. Stop him, and you stop Pierce and Allen from having opportunities created for in motion sets. If the chance arises, I am really, really looking forward to watching Shumpert guard Rondo. Toney Douglas was abysmal against him in last year's devastating sweep.
And, as we all know way too ****ing well, Doc Rivers has D'Antoni's number. He owns his very own little piece of Italian.
Fittingly, however, we now boast the best 5-4-3 combination since the Celtics' trio of Parish, McHale and Bird. Smoke that Red Auerbach.
“But this last time against Boston — you know that game where they disallowed Stoudemire’s three?—Kevin Garnett lost it. He was cursing me out for no reason. Maybe because Stoudemire gave him 39 points, but take that vulgarity to Stoudemire. I’m not holding you and I did not even say s— to Garnett the whole game. That really surprised me. He lost it. He was cursing at me the whole game. He needs to calm the f— down …
I loathe Garnett. He is a piece of ****. I hope Amar'e smashes on him so hard that his bowel implodes and he suffocates on his own feces. No, really.
Last season, the Knicks went 8-29 when they shot less than 45 percent from the field and 13-32 when they made fewer than 10 threes.
We can not continue to live and die as snipers. It's the Vanguard that will take this battle, and the 65 that follow. You'll hear me reiterate this like I've got alzheimers, but we must enforce our paint presence offensively. Particularly with Carmelo, The Beast On The Block, Anthony.
On a side note, Is espn gonna do that magazine again with all the naked athletes? They gotta get Stat in there again, his physique is much more impressive now and he says that he grew an inch. Im not sure where he meant but lets put it this way, judging by that pic of Amare jumping into the pool, he cant get any smaller so theres only one way to go from there. And it didnt appear as if he was tuckin it in, i studied the photo for hours and zoomed in on it.
Originally Posted by KingStarbury3
Crazy8's Im gonna be marinating my wiener in ky jelly from the time you make the game thread to the time when the game begins...im about to bust like 20 nuts waitin for this game :smokin:
I've already busted 7 just thinkin about tomorrows preseason game :smokin:
Never afraid to beast on the gay jokes. I love this guy!!!!! (so homo)
At halftime of a game against the Vanderbilt Commodores in Nashville on February 17, 2009, Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie ordered Harrellson to listen to the game plan from a bathroom stall. After the game, Gillispie made Harrellson ride back to Lexington in the equipment van instead of on the bus with his teammates. It was later revealed that Jorts had shaved his name in to Gillispie's wife's back after performing eye watering anal sex with her, and slapped his grandmother with a strip of bacon as she she was emptying her colostomy bag. True story.
Kentucky fired Gillispie at the end of the season, replacing him with John Calipari.
Lastly, I would like to dedicate the following Big ③ video to those of you who patiently suffered through the last decade of Knick basketball. Particularly those who were members here throughout the tumult, and the woe.
I hope you enjoyed the thread, homies. I put nigh on 3 hours in to this one! It's because you're worth it! I won't be doing one of this magnitude until playoff time, as I have my first kid on the way. It's a boy! According to the quacks, he's huge and has the hands of a yeti! So, I'll be doing far less game threads this year and forthwith, as my sperm must now be fed and have its **** cleaned after it.
Much 💓 Crazy⑧s.
Dec 20, 2011, 10:14
Let me be the first to say, NICE!!!!!
Dec 20, 2011, 11:07
Yall are off the chain. I will step it up this year game thread is sick as usual sir!
Dec 20, 2011, 11:56
As usual awesome work
Dec 20, 2011, 12:27
Thread of the Year
the magnification of magnificence! this is why Knicks Online is the best forum anywhere in the world,
from crazy (8) f*cking threads like this, to the knowledgable fans, most with a sense of humor,
to the brilliance and international fandom of posters like this here papa-to-be Aussie in Nipponville.
This is a fantastic thread (notwithstanding props to KO homies) that I enjoyed immensely!
I listened to every great song, watched every great video, and laughed out loud at least 1/2 dozen times.
I am proud to be a Knick fan, proud to be on this forum, and very proud of all the great posters here.
Go NEW YORK Go NEW YORK Go You Talented Motherf*ckers!
Cream the Celt-dicks into submission!
Smash Paula Pierce-clit!
Destroy Gay-jon Rondo!
Gay Allen? Deny! his mom? f*ck her too!
Brandon Balls-n-Ass? suck a green d*ck!
sorry to hear about Jeff Greenheart, but everyone else on that
team can eat sh*t and die!
one more preseasoner and then,
let the real games begin!!!!!!!!!
Dec 20, 2011, 12:34
You masturbated all my senses at once with this thread!
It's not as good as advertised, it's 10 times better!
Crazy8's: You are the ****ing man bro!
Best Knick fan I know since Spike :thumbsup:
It's an honor to have you onboard.
Good luck with your first child, how old are you?
And is the mother one of the Knicks City Dancers? :teeth:
Dec 20, 2011, 12:43
oh yeah, i predict 55 points for StatMelo
Dec 20, 2011, 14:06
I picked 49 in the poll but I think Melo will have 30 and Stat will have 20, just a hunch based on nothing but hope :crossfingers:
Dec 20, 2011, 14:25
This threads made my balls wet!
Dec 20, 2011, 15:12
The Greatest Game Thread EVER!!!!!!!!
Im gonna have to go get a few extra tubes of KY Jelly for this one. Ill be back tonight with more comments on this, but right now its time to take a nap. But first i have to begin my procedure, it starts with me using a toothbrush (the same one i use for my teeth) to spread KY Jelly all over my shaft and grundle.
Dec 20, 2011, 15:54
Boy oh boy, this is the greatest game thread i've ever seen!! Man, i don't even care if we lose the game, this thread is a winner!!
ps: i would totally cry if we lose to boston
Dec 20, 2011, 16:18
Take a bow my man. Great work as always.
Now just to get through 5 days until the damn game! At least there's another juicy little preseason beatdown to give to NJ tomorrow.
Dec 20, 2011, 18:11
Cannot believe this thread. Unbelievable.
Best thread i have ever seen.
I just want to smash Boston right now after reading this.
Dec 20, 2011, 18:31
Best thread ever.
55 points combined for Stat & Melo. If Brandon "I chuck and suck" Jennings can do it, then...
Dec 20, 2011, 19:02
I threw the big font on
I'm listening to the music while peeping this thread. My G Crazy 8's!