Saw this on another site I go to quite often and thought it'll be cool to see what KO could come up with: Here's a few I made up...
"How to control your Emotions"by Rasheed Wallace
"How to keep a famous franchises' history alive" by Clay Bennet and David Stern
"How to grab rebounds" by Eddy Curry
"How to Block a shot" by Eddy Curry
"Reasonable meal portion sizes" by Eddy Curry
"How to get out of the first round" by Tracy McGrady
Ok now you guys turn!