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    Default Knicks @ Magic - Tuesday, March 1st



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    NEW BLOOD KNICKS






    CERBERUS

    Cerberus (pronounced /ˈsɜrbərəs/), in Greek and Roman mythology, is a tri-headed hound of death which guards the gates of Hades, to prevent those who have crossed the river Styx from ever escaping. This rabid beast brings a whole new dimension to DOGGY STYLE! WOOF!











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    The Beast On The Block

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    Some say that when it comes to basketball teams, he has impeccable taste! And that the thread maker has passionate sessions in the wrongen with his wife on Sundays.

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    Some say that he once cut a man's body off, leaving him as nothing but a total dick.






    Probing The Enemy

    故曰:知彼知己,百戰不殆;不知彼而知己,一勝一負;不知彼,不知己,每戰必殆。




    As we all know, Orlando are a tough match up. Particularly with Howard ripping up the paint.

    Previous Encounter




    ● In our previous encounter with Orlando, SVG monotonously pounded the ball in to Howard. We played him particularly well on triple teams, but that was when we had Chandler. Unless we can get some meaningful minutes from Ronny T, look for D12 to have another enormous night on the glass, and for STAT to hit the bench early with foul trouble.

    ● With Melo on the block, we can entice Howard from the paint and hopefully look to draw some fouls early in the first as the defence collapses.


    Crunching The Numbers


    Rebounding will again be our bane in this one. The Magic clean the glass at an epic rate of 33.7 RPG through positions 3-5 alone, while allowing a mere 27 RPG from the opposition's 3, 4 and 5.

    ● A notable point is their inability to recover from an inside outside/hand off game, as the Magic average the league's lowest defensive stop % in assists from centres AND power forwards. Random!

    ● Fantastically enough, the statistically worst position Orlando defends is SF, with a skyrocketing effective FG% of .547 and an average of 20 PPG.



    Key Factor: Shutting Down Role Players

    The Magic have 10 players averaging double figure point totals!

    This game will truly require a team defensive effort. The main assignment is Howard, but an instrumental part of his offence is his 2 man game with both Turkoglu and Nelson.





    Will our lack of depth prove incapable of handling such a broad offensive onslaught?


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    Another pointless thread that could have just gone in to the game thread.

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    jk, Nice thread. Hopefully we work hard on the rebounds and defense. If we get Jeffries, can we still sign Barron?

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    LOL! Good job with the Stig references dude. Some of those cracked me up, especially the Beard of Zeus reference. Classic Stuff!

    After an embarassing loss to the lowly Cavs, our Starting 5 are ready for some redemption!


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    I want to see ...

    Billups/Douglas
    Brewer/Azu
    Melo/Fields
    Amar'e/Jeffries
    Williams/Turiaf

    Suddenly our depth doesn't look so bad with that!

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    Great thread man!

    The right soundtrack after that horrible loss in Cleveland. Got me in a chilling mood.

    We have no body we could put on Howard.

    I hope we somehow win. With D'Antoni you never know.

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    We gotta get thru the cHeat first..
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    No Knicks vs Heat thread?

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    fellas he's just posting it early thats all doesnt mean he's overlooking the heat. maybe he has things to do and wont get another chance to post it.

    sick thread Crazy 8's i love the jifs and all the "some say..." those made me loll.

    and running J we can but we would have to release people hahha.

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    Bring these 'mos on!!

    Fear the Giant Killers!!!

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    Definitely hyped. Especially now after we beat the heat, I really want to see how consistent the team can be. If we play like we did tonight every game. Definitely championship contenders.

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    I am pretty excited about this! Its a knicks game on free tv in Australia! So looking forward to seeing the new knicks play for the first time.

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    After the win against the Heat this is gonna be interesting, especially if we have Jeffries. We're gonna need the same rebounding effort against Howard.

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    Originally Posted by Bunta
    I am pretty excited about this! Its a knicks game on free tv in Australia! So looking forward to seeing the new knicks play for the first time.
    Nice to see some Aussies popping on here and repping the Knicks.

    Got the Magic game set to record already.

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    Originally Posted by Crazy⑧s
    Bring these 'mos on!!

    Fear the Giant Killers!!!


    The Beard of Zeus has spoken!

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