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Some say that his idea of a good nights sleep, is Hugh Heffner's idea of a big night on the poon.
Some say that he once cut a man's body off, leaving him as nothing but a total dick.
Probing The Enemy
As we all know, Orlando are a tough match up. Particularly with Howard ripping up the paint.
● In our previous encounter with Orlando, SVG monotonously pounded the ball in to Howard. We played him particularly well on triple teams, but that was when we had Chandler. Unless we can get some meaningful minutes from Ronny T, look for D12 to have another enormous night on the glass, and for STAT to hit the bench early with foul trouble.
● With Melo on the block, we can entice Howard from the paint and hopefully look to draw some fouls early in the first as the defence collapses.
Crunching The Numbers
●Rebounding will again be our bane in this one. The Magic clean the glass at an epic rate of 33.7 RPG through positions 3-5 alone, while allowing a mere 27 RPG from the opposition's 3, 4 and 5.
● A notable point is their inability to recover from an inside outside/hand off game, as the Magic average the league's lowest defensive stop % in assists from centres AND power forwards. Random!
● Fantastically enough, the statistically worst position Orlando defends is SF, with a skyrocketing effective FG% of .547 and an average of 20 PPG.
Key Factor: Shutting Down Role Players
The Magic have 10 players averaging double figure point totals!
This game will truly require a team defensive effort. The main assignment is Howard, but an instrumental part of his offence is his 2 man game with both Turkoglu and Nelson.
Will our lack of depth prove incapable of handling such a broad offensive onslaught?
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