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    Default What would you guys do to have Ewing on this team right now

    In his prime, injury free

    Oh lord we'd be so good.......

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    i'd eat my own ****.

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    I wouldn't do anything really because I know that Patrick Ewing wouldn't be a good fit for this team in its current state.He wouldn't be able to flourish in a SSOL offense and his style of play on the defensive end of the court would get him to foul out of every game.

    The closest thing that the Knicks could have to a modern day Patrick Ewing is if they sign Dwight Howard next year.And I doubt Howard would want to share the NY spotlight with the two superstars that are already here.

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    Originally Posted by Deathstroke
    In his prime, injury free

    Oh lord we'd be so good.......
    I'd chop off YOUR dick

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    I would shape my poop into doughnuts and feed them to my goldfish

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    I would poke at my scrotum with a needle, shove a qtip down my peehole and then castrate myself

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    Originally Posted by KingStarbury3
    I would poke at my scrotum with a needle, shove a qtip down my peehole and then castrate myself
    lol wtf

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    Originally Posted by KingStarbury3
    I would poke at my scrotum with a needle, shove a qtip down my peehole and then castrate myself
    You should of said needle down the pee hole. Can you imagine how much that would ****ing hurt?

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    i meant to add after the qtip has been marinating in bengay

    While im at it, i might as well just marinate my meat and my package in bengay before i perform all these tasks
    Last edited by KingStarbury3; May 06, 2011 at 18:05.

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    What would I do?

    I'd trade Fields for Ewing!



    Or castrate him, if he ain't already (judging by the way he played in the playoffs)

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    I would call up Eddy Curry and offer to 'touch it'

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