i'd eat my own ****.
In his prime, injury free
Oh lord we'd be so good.......
I wouldn't do anything really because I know that Patrick Ewing wouldn't be a good fit for this team in its current state.He wouldn't be able to flourish in a SSOL offense and his style of play on the defensive end of the court would get him to foul out of every game.
The closest thing that the Knicks could have to a modern day Patrick Ewing is if they sign Dwight Howard next year.And I doubt Howard would want to share the NY spotlight with the two superstars that are already here.
I would shape my poop into doughnuts and feed them to my goldfish
I would poke at my scrotum with a needle, shove a qtip down my peehole and then castrate myself
i meant to add after the qtip has been marinating in bengay
While im at it, i might as well just marinate my meat and my package in bengay before i perform all these tasks
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What would I do?
I'd trade Fields for Ewing!
Or castrate him, if he ain't already (judging by the way he played in the playoffs)
I would call up Eddy Curry and offer to 'touch it'