SONG OF THE GAME
LINSANITY meets MELOMANIA! Tonight Carmelo Anthony RETURNS to his hometown New York Knicks, where a new leader has come forth. One mistake by Carmelo and he can find himself in hot water with the fans. Can Melo and Lin co-exist? Will Melo alter his game? Will Lin alter his? Will the fans boo Melo? Will Linsanity continue? Will Melomania ne revived? We'll find out when The New York Knicks try to keep they're 7 game winning streek alive against the New Orleans Hornets, on MSG and ESPN radio 1050!
Please give a warm welcome to the visiting New Orleans Hornets!
At PG, from who gives a ****, Jarret "im not Chris Paul" Jack!
At shooting guard from some weird country called Italy, he grew up jacking off to Mike D'Antoni and got into basketball after being named the "Blowjob boy" for an italian mens rec league team, give it up for Marco Belineliiiiiii
At Small Forward, from coke town miami, he once bent over and sniffed Eddy Curry's fart box for 6 dollars, Trevor Ariza!!!!
At Power Forward, he sticks churos up his ass for Eric Gordon's amusement, Guatavo Ayon!
And at Center at 7 feet from the land of Kamania..or wherever im to lazy to look it up and no one gives a **** about him cause he's getting traded soon...uh Chris Kaman!!!
The Head Coach is Mike D'Antoni
AND NOW PLEAAAASEE WELCOME, YOUR 2012 NEW YORK KNICKS!
AT POINT GUARD FROM HARVARD, THE ASIAN SENSATION, THE ANCHIENT CHINESE SECRET, SUPER LINTENDO, LINSANITY, LINCREDIBLE, LINVINCIBLE,
AT SHOOTING GUARD FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF STAMFORD, NUMBER 2, LAAAAANNNDRYYYYYYY FIELDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
AT SMALL FORWARD FROM SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY, FROM RED HOOK BROOKLYN, THE MELLOW FELLOW, CARMELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
AT POWER FORWARD FROM ORLANDO FLORIDA, AMAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AT CENTER AT 7 FOOT 1 FROM CALI, TYSON CHANDLERRRRRRRR
KWRA Keys to the game:
Control the boards
Put Shumpert on Jack
Don't lose to a D-League team