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Thread: Knicks @ Dallas: Tuesday, March 6th, 8:30pm

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    Default Knicks @ Dallas: Tuesday, March 6th, 8:30pm







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    The Amazing Momentum Swing In Our Previous Encounter With Dallas.




    ◆Know Your Enemy◆

























    The Latest, Greatest Edition To Linsanity





    Leader Of Men



    The Knicks came out flat against the Cavs. They allowed Cleveland to knock down 53 percent of its shots in the first half, including six of 11 3-pointers. New York was down by as many as 17 in the first half. And Tyson Chandler wasn't happy about it. He had a message for the rest of the Knicks at halftime.

    "I just let my teammates know that if we really want to be true contenders, on nights like this we've got to show it. Nothing's going to come easy," said Chandler, who won a title with the Mavs last season.



    The Knicks responded, rebounding to win by 17 and climb back to .500.

    After the game, Mike D'Antoni was effusive in his praise of Chandler, calling him "an All-Star on and off the court."

    He also appreciated the half-time speech.

    "He's a champion and he's won a ring and that's how you do it," he said. "He's shown the way."

    Chandler finished with 13 points and 15 rebounds.




    Crazys Knick On UAV





    Carmelo Anthony



    Move without the ball, keep your head in the game, defend, take a charge________prove that you're worth $20M, take the Knicks where they need to be, or suffer being called an overrated loser. There's even a Facebook page declaring that you suck and are not worth your salary!


    Got Milk?



    "We had a meeting today before practice with a doctor who talked about ways to help you sleep at night," Novak said. "It's like the energy, when we leave, it's like midnight, and you go home and we can't sleep. It's from the fans and the adrenaline. We're having trouble sleeping."

    The Knicks' relaxation therapist, apparently, is relying on since-dismissed sleep-inducing options that even your parents have long since abandoned. According to team sharpshooter Steve Novak, who discussed as much on WFAN on Thursday, the players were advised to drink warm milk after a game to help them worm into a state of Rapid Eye Movement, an option that has been proven time and time again (whether you're a high schooler worried about the next day's test, Don Draper on Mad Men, or a 6-10 forward coming down from the high of nailing a bunch of threes on national TV) to not work.



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    He changes his sig like a whore changes underwear. A fine addition to the site and all around smut peddler............Almost_famous718!




    Originally Posted by Almost_famous718
    better than watching stat chuck up bricks & slap his fist when he doesn't get a call he wants.





    Thou Shalt Chilleth!



    Tyson Chandler has a habit of barking at refs and wrassling with his opponents, which has resulted in nine technical fouls in 36 games this season. In this lockout season, your thirteenth technical foul (and every two technical fouls thereafter) earns you a one-game suspension. Simply put: Tyson is well on pace to get suspended this year.



    Key to Victory.

    ● The Mavs are incredibly methodical. Outside of a Nowitzki ISO, the Mavericks, as champions, know what to run when to run it. This cognitive approach has them out-assisting their opponents all this year and last. Something the Knicks should be doing, as I've whinged and whined about since last season's opener.

    ● Basically, as we saw in our last encounter, we did an excellent job of holding the Mavs to one shot. "Defense won us the day" was the be all and end all of that impressive win.




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    Last edited by Crazy⑧s; Mar 04, 2012 at 23:45.

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    To be honest my Knick On UAV is JR Smith.
    He defense surprisingly has been pretty good, however his offense has been decent at best.
    His shots barely hit rim half the time and rarely goes in.
    I love em but I need to see the crazy SOB from China.

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    I'll be sure to drink a cup of warm milk when I need to go to sleep from now on.

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    Love the bit of ownage on the NYK's failblog of a training staff administering sleep-tecniques,

    **5'10, 150lb soaking wet poindexter trainer who gets hard looking at muscles, and has been trying to make STAT get as bulked as Ronnie Coleman so he can save the 29.99 a month on his gay porn subscriptions**

    "Hey! Amare! Just take THIS (Hardgainer Cow Utter Growth Hormone) little potion to help those 'knees' get nice and strong, and tone your skin up to bring out that teardrop!"

    Amare: "Bring some more of that swag juice over here......Daddy accidentally tracked and jumped for a couple balls tonight"

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    I will be in Dallas and going to this game... knicks mustbounce back from loss to Celtics cause schedule only gets worse this week.

    Nice GT... But why no stress reliever?
    Last edited by portega1968; Mar 04, 2012 at 21:40.

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    Originally Posted by portega1968
    But why no stress reliever?
    Well, the chillout segment is part of my GTs, but I think if many users will complain about lack of boobs in this particular GT our buddy Crazy will get you something.

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    Default hurricane lin

    this GT is impossible to read without LOL a few times. the Hurricane Lin video is absolute brilliance from beginning to VERY END!! f*cking classic 8's! ahahahahahah.....sigh. i need time to digest this GT, i'm still in depression hell from today's Knick loss to the 'dicks. f*cking pierceclit...

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    Originally Posted by portega1968
    I will be in Dallas and going to this game... knicks mustbounce back from loss to Celtics cause schedule only gets worse this week.

    Nice GT... But why no stress reliever?
    Fixed.

    Originally Posted by Dzwonsson
    Well, the chillout segment is part of my GTs, but I think if many users will complain about lack of boobs in this particular GT our buddy Crazy will get you something.
    Boobs.

    Originally Posted by CoolClyde
    this GT is impossible to read without LOL a few times. the Hurricane Lin video is absolute brilliance from beginning to VERY END!! f*cking classic 8's! ahahahahahah.....sigh. i need time to digest this GT, i'm still in depression hell from today's Knick loss to the 'dicks. f*cking pierceclit...
    Paul Pierce is a ****. I hate him and his entire lineage.

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    Epic thread and I appreciate you making it today. I'm still not over the loss this afternoon, but looking forward to this game is helping me move on.

    Let's go Knicks squad! I hope to see Lin dominate this game; the kid needs some confidence after today

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    Who would you guys rather see in the first round..Miami or Chitown..

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    Originally Posted by Crazy⑧s
    Fixed.
    Ohhhhhhhh ****!

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    do i change my signature that much lol, On point GT from crazy8's as usual.

    I'd rep you, but i have to spread some more green mucus around first, ill keep you in memory

    Dallas will be looking for payback this game, we need to start strong and finish strong.

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    Lin will get his share of turnovers but he has to shoot more

    Stop passing to useless amare i cant stand him blowing shots and getting blocked

    Put Novak in over him once he starts bricking open shots

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    Originally Posted by StEpHoN_mArBuRy
    Who would you guys rather see in the first round..Miami or Chitown..
    Def Chitown but that's not saying they would be any easier than playing Miami.

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    awesome thread as usual

    Tyson gets his ring too so I know he'll be fired up

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