these guys are stupid, which one are you
11 Guys You'll Always Find Playing Pick Up Basketball
these guys are stupid, which one are you
Lmao this **** is so true
But I'm usually the guy that says clear out, stretches, and coaches.
I hate both the guy that always calls foul and the guy that always fouls and never respects your call
lmao just like Kobe
I'm Rulebook Jones and never fouls guy lol
I hate Rulebook Jones...some people always b*tch about fouls smh
I've played with some immoveable fat guys
Smh @ the Richard Simmons dudes that take forever stretchin
lol here we go the always fouled guy F*ck them soft f*ggots
I might be the Never fouls guy
smh at Dr quick skins...I've seen that happen before on the court, whoevers the 1st to suggest skins is always questioned about it
There's also the smelly dude, anytime u get a 5 on 5 your likely to have one dude that smells bad. Some dudes smell like they just sh*t their pants, I hate guarding those types. Then u get the real sweaty dudes, that sh*ts nasty too. One time i seen a dude with sweaty hairy nasty pits try to block a shot and get his pit right in another dudes face. I felt bad seeing that, when something like that happens to me it motivates me to play real physical and use my elbows if im matched up with someone like that. Im not having none of that
aha i like this video, im probably #9 bad gear guy i never put on a pair of basketball shorts to play ball minus, highschool gym days lol
growing up in new york at the basketball court it was all about the big white Tee's and Baggy jeans and a pair of tims/air force 1's :teeth:
Last edited by NYk_Reloaded718; Mar 26, 2012 at 22:00.
i was the baller kid.
not a kid anymore, i guess i just gotta find older people to play with now.
lot of funny ones
rule book jones was killing me
I cant shoot when its windy outside, legitimate excuse or does Mr. Excuses apply to me?
I can't get enough of this vid. Funny ****. Lmao and smfh @ Quick Skins.
Just started playing in pickup games since my new place is right next to courts. Good ****.
Been a blend of Richard Simmons and sweaty ass guy so far. Lol. I try to shake my **** out some before I get to the courts and get in game, but i need a good couple minutes to get some dynamic stretching in before game starts.
I always sweat like a beast when i train or do spots. But probably worse now since I'm pretty new to actually play ball (outside of just shooting by myself and games of HORSE n stuff).
"Over and back!" "THERE"S NO LINE!"
"Foul!" "WE"RE NOT EVEN PLAYING RIGHT NOW?"
LMAO
I like to think i'm immovable object guy in the post, but i play against a lot of dudes that are bigger and more so then me.
So i'm probably "always fouls" guy. Though I know of a few guys that fit that mold better then I do.
I turn into a Never Fouls Guy real quick when I'm playing a Never Fouls Guy. I don't play tough defense in case someone falls on the Asphalt, so it annoys me when someone does it to me.
I'm also guilty of being Mr Excuses a little bit lately, but my shots been off since I got new shoes (Melo M8s, I wonder if there's a connection) so I'm still blaming them.
They forgot the guy that dribbles for five hours and keeps doing nba street vol 2 moves but sucks at playing
^ Sounds like one of my friends, it pisses me off when people slow the game down like that.
Well to be honest ill use that one even when its not that windy, sometimes ill even use it indoors as more of a joke then anything. People that play with me all the time know what im getting at, they know i always use that excuse outdoors. I swear though, if theres just a little bit of wind it throws my shot off everytime.
I am a HACK on the court,I foul everything I see. lol
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