I heard about this "unbelievable" story yesterday:

Kentucky fan offers wife in exchange for Final Four tickets

One cash-strapped Kentucky Wildcats fan is so desperate to watch the team play in the Final Four this weekend in New Orleans that he's offered up his wife on Craigslist in exchange for tickets. "She can make you speak 5 languages you never knew you could speak," he says in his ad. While he admits it's "bad," he also says his wife is fine with the idea. Plus, who wouldn't do such a thing for the Wildcats, who happen to have the winningest record in men's NCAA basketball history? "Look out for the Bluegrass State and hook this pimp up okay?" the fan writes. Uh, OK, dude.