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    Nba Logo Derrick Rose Retires

    Today marks another tragic event in the NBA and sports world, the likes of which we have seen too many this year. Derrick Rose, reigning MVP and one of the best PG's in the league will hang up his sneakers.

    After the recent events of Fabrice Muamba and Stylian Petrov, and closer to home the retirement of Portland sensation Brandon Roy, follows yet another heart-breaking loss for the world of professional sport.

    Derrick Rose, who missed his last ten games with a groin issue, today announced he has an acute case of minisculbollockitus. The rare disease that causes ones balls to shrivel to the size of raisins and bitch out of over one-third of a shortened season. At least Rose's retirement will be a load off the shoulders of his fantasy owners who can now drop the little *****.

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    It's already April 2...

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    200 million dollar contract with Adidas > any april fools attempt with derrick rose.

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    Originally Posted by Dzwonsson
    It's already April 2...
    Not in USA

    200 million dollar contract with Adidas > any april fools attempt with derrick rose.
    What is this I don't even

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    Lmao you got me.... I was actually feeling bad for a second.

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    Well, after a couple of shameful losses (blown out by Denver and OKC) and being 2-2 in their last 4 I may be thinking with or without Rose they're trying to avoid us... frankly, Philly doesn't sound like a serious playoff opponent and we're completely unpredictable (overloaded with talent, now playing some great defense, mobb deep bench).

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