Our GM that art in the FO, hallowed be thy wicked coolness.
To Knickdom come, thy work near done, in the 5 as it is on the pine.
Sign us this day our funky Chinaman, and install that veteran presence.
Lead us not in to war with fire extinguishers, but deliver us from our 40 year O'Brien drought, as we emancipate ourselves from the first round.
For thine is Dolan's man-purse, Cervasio's booty, and rad awesomeness.
From now through the next 3 years.