What a week it's been for the Bouncy Beef Helmets! In the space of a week the team has said goodbye to Damian Lillard, Marcin Gortat, Luol Deng, Steve Nash, Gordon Hayward, Tristan Thompson and JJ Barea... Had coffee with Deron Williams and Andre Drummond, and now welcomes the new generation of Helmeteers to the fold.

Marc Gasol, James Harden, Paul George, Omir Asik and JJ Hickson will join the Beef Helmets Monday morning for practice, prior to making their debut in the biggest match of the season so far.

Assistant GM of the Beef Helmets smokes has been quoted as saying he needs a holiday.