theres these 3 guys who are all talking about the sickest thing they ever did ....the first guy said i blew chuhnks. the 2nd guy said thats good but i can beat it so he said i had sex with my sister. the 3rd guy says i can even beat that...he says i had sex with my dad
then the first guy says " you guys dont unnderstand chunks is my dog "
(found it on nuggets.proboards.com)
A boy and his dad decided to go hunt bears. So they took with them a rifle, a rope and their dog. On their way, the boy asked his dad:
" Why do we have to take all these with us, the dog.. and the rope...?"
"Well, what if the bear is up in a tree? I'll have to shake the tree, and when the bear falls, the dog will bite his balls and you'll tide him with the rope."
"Ok..." the boy says, "but ... what about the rifle?"
"Son! Maybe the bear won't fall down, so i'll have to climb after him. But if i accidentaly slip and fall, you'll have to shoot the dog."
then the first guy says " you guys dont unnderstand chunks is my dog "
(found it on nuggets.proboards.com)
A boy and his dad decided to go hunt bears. So they took with them a rifle, a rope and their dog. On their way, the boy asked his dad:
" Why do we have to take all these with us, the dog.. and the rope...?"
"Well, what if the bear is up in a tree? I'll have to shake the tree, and when the bear falls, the dog will bite his balls and you'll tide him with the rope."
"Ok..." the boy says, "but ... what about the rifle?"
"Son! Maybe the bear won't fall down, so i'll have to climb after him. But if i accidentaly slip and fall, you'll have to shoot the dog."