The New York Knicks(15-36) vs the Boston Celtics(39-9)
Wed. 7:30pm ET live on MSG
It feels like its been a long time but welcome to the MSG33 premage show, im your host Jazzy Jeff back to doin what does best. The purpose of this game thread is to make the Celtics look as bad as possible. Not an easy thing to do with them having a 39 and 9 record but I'll see what I can do. The Celtics have won 3 straight without the (Big Stick-it). Tuesday night they play the Indiana Pacers and Wednesday they play the Knicks.
A place of *******s and racist bastards. F*ck the city of Boston. I hate Boston so much that all I posted was the seating chart, I dont want to have to look at a picture of TD Banknorth everytime I open this thread.
THE BOSTON CELT-D*CKS
pf-Cryin Scala-weeny, Glen "Big Lady" shave-this, or Pee-on hoe(Leon Powe)
*credit to Metro for the name
*Gay G (The Big Stick-it) has an abdominal strain.
And Now Your New York Knicks!!!!!!!!!!!
At Point Guard Jamal Crawford
At Shooting Guard Fred Jones
At Small Forward Quentin Richardson
At Power Forward Zach Randolph
At Center Eddy Curry
Key Matchup:Its Time for the Main Event!!!!!!!!!!
Lets take a look back to January 21st, MLK day where the Celtics beat the Knicks.
Pierce gets Knocked the F*ck Out!!!!!!!!!!!
Now hes handicapped for Life
Below the Pierce vs Richardson MLK day video was an interesting quote. Here it is:
From FireDannyAinge -"He was scared. He's a punk and a loser.
He is to busy leaving a helpless women brave enough to tell the cops who stabbed Pierce alone to testify because he is to wimp to testify himself.
3 men who were connected to the rap group "made men" stabbed Paul Pierce 8 years ago. Heres a song by Made Men featuring the Lox:
Some Celtic fans feel like Gay allen got snubbed from the All-Star game. I disagree, Boston fans are extremely biased (ever hear tommy heinson call a game, videos coming!!!) and they are upset about Allen not being an all-star. I watch the Celtics sometimes and I seen several games where Gay will look like Crawford: he continues to shoot when hes missing his shots. Lets compare his stats from this season to his career stats:
Gay Allen 07-08 stats
Gay Allen career stats
I left out some stats, the important stats to look at are his shooting percentages. Its unfair to compare all of his stats from this year to past years because of the help he has. Pierce, Garnett, and Allen have all sacraficed stats for teamplay but this should not effect shooting percentages.
As we can tell his shooting percentages are dropping, he is starting to get old. Hes 32 now and if the celtics hope to win a championship they better do it this year (which wont happen). This is the problem with having 3 players over 30, they will slow down from one year to the next.
AS much as I would like to make Rondo look bad hes been playing good. Hes still one of the ugliest players in the NBA.
It doesnt matter how Rondo plays, the Celtics will have problems with the Pistons and heres why:
Pierce>>>Prince (Stylistically a bad matchup for Pierce)
Big Stick-it>>>R Wallace (Rasheed can slow down Gay G)
Pistons bench>>>Celtics bench
Pistons win 4 to 2. The Cavs have taken 2 out of 3 from the Celtics so far.
F*ck the Celtics, weak stats
-Average 41.06rpg (20th)
-14.4 topg (18th)
-Leads league with 35 technical fouls
How they gonna lead the league with 35 technical fouls? Why should they be complaining when they have the best record? F*ck them. I hope we get into a fight with them, the season is over. If we fight them theres no consequences for the Knicks but if Q-Rich can beat Pierces ass and get him suspended I would find the youtube video and smoke a blunt to it.
Their crying and bitchin will come back to hurt them. They will be stopped in the playoffs. Speakin of cryin and bitchin heres a couple of videos as promised of Tommy Heinsohn, the Celtics terrible play-by-play commentator.
In the first video, Posey sticked his arm out. I hate Tommy Heinsohn and his stupid tommy points. I'll give a tommy point to whoever snuffs his ass.
Heres some stuff from the previous Celtics-Knicks game thread.
Above is a picture of James Posey. He hugs every starter in the Celtics lineup before every game, for a couple of seconds. Fag.
Lebron James destroys Celtics by himself
Dwayne Wade dunks on Garnett
Classic Rick Pitino Interview
That does it for my game thread. F*ck the Celtics, lets start a fight and get some of their players suspended!!!!!!!!!!!!!