Kennedy Curse
Cutest Guy Here
Pierce:u know what Q...im tired of your shyt....................KG!Nate: Who invited you guys here?
Chandler: Were part of the team, were just always on the bench
Nate: Were gonna have to see some ID
Morris: Isiah never plays us but I swear were part of the team
Herb Williams: C'mon guys, we have bigger problems rite now. Q through his back out again. Get the doctor here immediately!!!
Starbury: That back went out at the worst time, I was about to get my wish!!! Wheres that intern bitch at?
The Intern: Im rite here Steph, lets head to your truck!!!!!
(Balkman enters rite before they leave)
Balkman: Hey Steph, havent seen you in a long time
Starbury: I been tryin to stay away from the chaos!!!! Shit was stressin me out. I cant stand bein around these dumb ass mothaf*ckaz!!!
Balkman: co-sign. After you F*ck the intern lets go smoke a blunt!!!!
Starbury: Yea Im down, hit me up
(Marbury leaves to go f*ck the intern)
Isiah: Well that was a frightning experience, luckily Q's bad back saved my life.
Jared Jeffries: More minutes for me!!!!!
Isiah: Exactly what i was thinkin, your overrated defensively and have ZERO offensive ability. My type of player, you got that starting job you always wanted!!!
Jeffries: Thanks!!!! Im thrilled to be.....
Balkman: Hold the F*ck up!!! How this giraffe look-a-like mothaf*cka gonna take the startin job? He cant make a layup.
Isiah: Your not exactly MR. offense either, stoner
Balkman: How the f*ck you gonna call me a stoner, im gonna beat your ass down punk bitch!!!
Isiah: I wont trade you if you do that, you dont wanna be stuck here forever, do you?
balkman: Good point, sorry.
Isiah: Thats more like it!!!
(Telephone Rings)
Isiah: hello
Paul Pierce: Is Q there?
Isiah: Hes threw his back out again, hes being examined rite now. Can i take a message?
Pierce: Tell him its Paul Pierce and ask him what he thinks of our bench now
Isiah: Q said he gonna whoop yo bitch ass
Pierce: Shit!!! I wasnt tryin to provoke a fight!!!
Isiah: Too late, hes pissed now!!
Pierce: Umm umm umm shit!!!! What should I do?
(Q's back is fixed, hes gets on the phone)
Q-Rich: You gonna get f*cked up Pierced pussy
Pierce: Well thats not a nice name to call me
Q-Rich: shut the f*ck up pussy!!! Come see me in the streets
Pierce: The streets, well how do you get there?
Q-Rich: Whered you grow up, in Greenwich or sumthin? Im gonna beat your lil rich boy ass up bitch.
Pierce: (cough) suck it bitch
Q-Rich: what was that?
Pierce: I said Fuck, itch. I have egsyma
Q-Rich: oh well so does my mother. They came out with this new cream for it, she says it works real good. Ill ask her what the name of it is, so I can help you out.........wait a minute......whoops, When i see you next you im gonna do more then just stab you bitch
Pierce: ?
Garnett: Yo!
Qut that pierce on the phonE!
KG:woah waoh woah a please would be nice
Q:just put that faggot pierce -_-
Kg:what if i dont wanna huh huh huh?
Q:do i have 2 stab a bitch now
Kg:ill make u choke on the ball u fat bitch....bet youll like it 2...
Q:what are u like 6 11 only 20 pounds?
Kg:aint your mom like 400 and 3 4
Q: He did not just say a momma joke....
(Isiah hangs up the phone)
Isiah:Q sit your fat ass up and go chuck some 3s
Q: =O
Isiah:is that chicken i smell?
Q: WHERE WHERE WHERE?!
Isiah:look look by the court in the 3 point line! go go go go! and play defense and protect that wing!
Q:u got it Zeke!
(Jerome eddy zach and Q rush the the court)
Isiah:what are u guys still doing here go do some drills!
(players leave)
Isiah:Jamal u stay...we need 2 talk father 2 son
Jamal:yes father whats the problem
Isiah:now u know u are our jordan right??
Jamal: (giggles) yea....
Isiah:well son....idk how 2 tell u this....
Jamal: NO DADDY NO!
Isiah: yes jamal i have not liked the way uve been strocking the ball out there
Jamal:=[
Isiah: So we need 2 practice on your stroke...c mon lets go talk about this in the shower....hurry on there u bad boy!
(isiah smacks jamal with a towel in his ass while jamal giggles and runs to the shower wit joy)
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