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Legend
(Q slams the phone and hangs up)
Q (to Isiah): your lucky i got bigger people to f*ck up, but dont worry, your next punk ass bitch.
Isiah: Quentin that perosterous language will not be tolerated.
Q: OH MY GOD SHUT THE HELL UP
(Q takes his AK, grabs a moshetti from his locker and heads off)
(Q's in his car)
(ring, ring)
Q: Hello?
Paul Pierce: Hey man just wanted to clear things up.
Q: okay...
Pierce: I'm sorry i made those jokes about your mom that afternoon at the garden.
Q: okay...
Pierce: And i think that we should go on espn today and say that we apologize to each other.
Q: Okay...
Pierce: And i wanted to know if you want to go clubbin with me tonight.
Q: You've said enough. Meet me at the ESPN headquarters in an hour.
(An hour later)Stephen A. Smith: We got Quentin Richardson here right now and we got Paul Pierce here and i think they gon say sumtin so here they are.
Paul Pierce: I just wanted to say to all Knick fans and all Celtic Fans that I am sorry for.......BEING IN FIRST PLACE BITCH!!!!
Q: Awwww hell naw!
(Q-Rich pulls out his weapons, assaults Pierce by putting 8 holes in his back, then flips him over, shoots him in the head. Pierce is instantly dead.)
Q: I knew you was a bluff all along you pussy ass bitch.
Stehen A.: Yeah you bitch!....oops can i say that?
(Quentin Richardson was then charged with murder, then released on 23,000,000,000,000 dollar bond, paid for of course by owner James Dolan)
(Knick locker room that afternoon)
Isiah: Why hello there Quentin. Looks like you had an eventful day. Why don't we settle our despute over some hot tea and crackers.
Q-Rich: Team!! Let's have a vote! Should i keep him alive or shoot his crazy ass in the head?
Steph: KILLLL HIMMMMM YOOOOOOOO!!!
(Balkman walks in)
Renaldo: yoOOOOooo steff im sorry ii leeffftt without you yoooo. But my man Damooooonnn stadamireeeye gave me summ shiytt yoooo. I'mmmm sooooOoO fuckeedddd upp riyght noyww yooo.
Steph: It's cool man i got anucha
Q: Yo Renaldo-should i kill Isiah or not?
Renaldo: UmmMm i wannma playy basketBAlall
Q: You wanna play? Okay, so thats a vote for kill isiah.
Nate: Shoot the old bitch in the head-that way he could stop hogging anucha.
David: I say kill em. GO KNICKSSSS
(Mike Breen and Clyde walk in)
Mike Breen: I say shoot him in the head and go "BANGGG"
Clyde: You need to kill him so the knicks can have continuuuity.
Jamal: Nooo Never that's my daddy! I still need to show him i can shoot more then the rest of the team combined in a game. I promised him. And plus, if he's gone then who's going to be my friend when i go 0 for 3000 in a month.
And where am i gunna go when they dont let me into that gaybar down the road.
Q: Okay Jamal. Can i kill you too?
Jamal: Only if i see Nate take his shirt off again.
Nate: Fuck you-you ball hog bitch.
Jamal: Don't be naughty.
Q: Nate just do it-if you do-then he's gone forever...
Nate: Okay its best for all of us.
Q: okay faggit who's first you or your son?
Isiah: Can't this wate until after Anucha leaves my house tonight? Hey where is that bitch anyway?
(Steph and Anucha come back in)
Isiah: Kill me now please.
Q: Peace out homie.
(POP POP POP POP, SLICE)
Anucha: that was my babyy
Steph: shut up bitch-back in the truck!
Anucha: okayyy babyy whatever you sayy snuckums
Jamal: Daddyyyyyyyyyyy
Q: shut up bitch
(POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE)
Nate: YOO Q!! you the man!!! Isiah's gone and Jamal is in 5 pieces!!
Lee: Q, i think i have someting for you. It's your jumpshot. I found it in the locker room after the last game last year, remember when you were throwin all the shit around? I guess you dropped it and i picked it up after everybody left. It's been sitting in the trunk of my car until last week, that's when i started using it. It really works! But you deserve it.
Eddy, Zach, and Jerome: We smell meat.
Herb Wiliams: I don't think you'll like that kind of meat, guys. Unless you like Chinese food-cuz that's pussy meat.
Eddy, Zach, and Jerome: Mmmmmmm...
Q: Nice! no evidence!
Lee: We'll just say Jamal quit and Dolan Fired Isiah.
(Herb turns on ESPN)
*Breaking News! Knicks owner Jim Dolan found dead today in his mansion. Cause of death-crazy fan who was angered at recieving a letter about a "extriering contract" Wate, we just got word that the killer is..is..is SPIKE LEE.*
David Lee: Great. Now what are we guna say about Isiah?
Eddy: Hey i don't think Eating people is actually a crime.
Q: good thinking Eddy.
LMAO!!!!!!!
