I just really felt that we needed another one of these. For those who dont know, one poster adds a peice to the story, and another poster continues, and so on. The last one was such a big hit (See the Zach vs. Nate story [as told by ko.com] thread), i thought we needed to do it again.
(First team meeting)
Mike D: Ok guys we're a brand new team from last year. We're turning the page from the last coach here. Let me introduce myself, I'm Mike D'Antoni.
Curry: (Holding a container of pringles) Yo look-the pringle man came to life!
Mike D: Eddy we need to improve your eaating habbits. Here, take this.
(Mike gives Eddy some carrots)
Eddy: F-ck that! I aint eatin these.
(Mike punches Eddy in the head.)
Mike D: Yes you are! My name aint Isiah! You will respect me!
Eddy: Yes sir
(He eats the box of carrots-including the box)
Zach: (Whispering to Jerome) He never said anything about us.
Jamal: Waaaaaaaa i want my daddy back!!
Steph: Shut the f-ck up. I killed that b1tch last night.
Mike D: okay guys heres the playbook, study it well.
Jamal: Hey this is different! Where am I?
Steph: Yo! I get to shoot!
Wilson Chandler: Look, It's Me!
Eddy: Um this aint gonna work out.
Mike D: Thats what the carrots are for.
(He gives Eddy a bucket of carrots.)
Eddy: This should be good for tonight.
Mike D: As for the rest of you, get a good night's sleep and meet back here at 7 a.m.