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    Default The D'Antoni/Walsh Era [as told by ko.com]

    I just really felt that we needed another one of these. For those who dont know, one poster adds a peice to the story, and another poster continues, and so on. The last one was such a big hit (See the Zach vs. Nate story [as told by ko.com] thread), i thought we needed to do it again.

    (First team meeting)

    Mike D: Ok guys we're a brand new team from last year. We're turning the page from the last coach here. Let me introduce myself, I'm Mike D'Antoni.

    Curry: (Holding a container of pringles) Yo look-the pringle man came to life!

    Mike D: Eddy we need to improve your eaating habbits. Here, take this.

    (Mike gives Eddy some carrots)

    Eddy: F-ck that! I aint eatin these.

    (Mike punches Eddy in the head.)

    Mike D: Yes you are! My name aint Isiah! You will respect me!

    Eddy: Yes sir

    (He eats the box of carrots-including the box)

    Zach: (Whispering to Jerome) He never said anything about us.

    Jamal: Waaaaaaaa i want my daddy back!!

    Steph: Shut the f-ck up. I killed that b1tch last night.

    Jamal: Waaaa!

    Mike D: okay guys heres the playbook, study it well.

    Jamal: Hey this is different! Where am I?

    Steph: Yo! I get to shoot!

    Wilson Chandler: Look, It's Me!

    Eddy: Um this aint gonna work out.

    Mike D: Thats what the carrots are for.

    (He gives Eddy a bucket of carrots.)

    Eddy: This should be good for tonight.

    Mike D: As for the rest of you, get a good night's sleep and meet back here at 7 a.m.

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    Originally Posted by GoKnIcKsDLEE42
    (First team meeting)

    Mike D: Ok guys we're a brand new team from last year. We're turning the page from the last coach here. Let me introduce myself, I'm Mike D'Antoni.

    Curry: (Holding a container of pringles) Yo look-the pringle man came to life!

    Mike D: Eddy we need to improve your eaating habbits. Here, take this.

    (Mike gives Eddy some carrots)

    Eddy: F-ck that! I aint eatin these.

    (Mike punches Eddy in the head.)

    Mike D: Yes you are! My name aint Isiah! You will respect me!

    Eddy: Yes sir

    (He eats the box of carrots-including the box)

    Zach: (Whispering to Jerome) He never said anything about us.

    Jamal: Waaaaaaaa i want my daddy back!!

    Steph: Shut the f-ck up. I killed that b1tch last night.

    Jamal: Waaaa!

    Mike D: okay guys heres the playbook, study it well.

    Jamal: Hey this is different! Where am I?

    Steph: Yo! I get to shoot!

    Wilson Chandler: Look, It's Me!

    Eddy: Um this aint gonna work out.

    Mike D: Thats what the carrots are for.

    (He gives Eddy a bucket of carrots.)

    Eddy: This should be good for tonight.

    Mike D: As for the rest of you, get a good night's sleep and meet back here at 7 a.m.
    *Next day at 7 a.m.*

    Mike D: Ok i want Eddy, Zach, and Jerome to run 5 miles in 40 minutes. Get goin chubbys

    Crawford: I miss my dad

    Mike D: Your gonna miss your whole family if you dont shut up. I have Italians in mafia who will take your whole family out. Dont mess with us Pi-zons!!!

    Q Rich: Damn this dude serious

    Mike D: F_ck yeah! The rest of you do suicide sprints while i sit on the sideline eating my pasta

    David Lee: And pringles

    (lee bursts out with a childish laugh)

    Mike D: Quiet whiteboy

    Marbury: coach your white too

    Mike D: uuuhh oh yeah. whoops. Arite!! Get gowin on them sprints. I have to go organize a hit on Steve Kerr. Im gonna have that son of a b!tch wacked!!!

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    Originally Posted by MSGKnickz33
    Marbury: coach your white too

    Mike D: uuuhh oh yeah. whoops. Arite!! Get gowin on them sprints. I have to go organize a hit on Steve Kerr. Im gonna have that son of a b!tch wacked!!!
    Eddy: (to other fatboys)Uhh guys, we should really get going.

    Zach/Jerome: Why?

    Eddy: i kinda took that pasta he's talkin about.

    Jerome: @$$h0le! I was gonna do that.

    Zach: You could have at least shared.

    Eddy: Calm down guys i brought it for our run. Now lets go!

    (4 Hours later)

    Fatboys: Hey coach. Whoa! whats our team doing?

    Mike D: My pasta is missing! So i'm disciplining the team. This is how i got shaq to run.

    (Fatboys look over and see the blood gushing from everone's ankles.)

    Q-Rich: Damn this dude serious!

    Mike D: Damn right.

    Jamal: Waaaaaa! I want my daddy.

    (Fatboys pull out the bucket of carrots)

    Fatboys: Later coach.

    Mike D: Bye guys.

    Q-Rich: This some Bullsh1t! Get Paul Peirce on th phone. I gotta take out my anger.

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    At the Burgerking: Jerome James is talking to Zach Randolph,
    Quentin Richardson and Eddy Curry.

    Jerome James(bites into a triple whopper with cheese) "D'Antoni better give me some playing time. Either you use me or lose me."

    Zach Randolph: (dunks a chicken tender into a tub of barbecue sauce)
    "This team sucks. If we're going to win games, you're going to have to give me the ball every time down low! I want the ball EVERY TIME DOWN LOW!"

    Eddy Currystarts crying-his tears turn his quadstacker soggy)
    "You gotta stop it, Zach! That's what made me play bad this year. You're so greedy!"

    (Curry runs to the bathroom with his quadstacker still in his hand)

    Quentin Richardson(biting into his double whopper with cheese)
    "I never get fat. It all goes straight to my calves."

    Zach Randolph(dunks his apple pie into a tub of barbecue sauce)
    "So, Q... You're gonna finish those fries?"

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    Originally Posted by abcd
    Zach Randolph(dunks his apple pie into a tub of barbecue sauce)
    "So, Q... You're gonna finish those fries?"
    Q: YEAH I AM FAT B1TCH!

    (Zach throws his 64 oz cup of coke at Q)

    Q: That's it!

    (Q starts to go after zach, then notices that he can just go after paul pierce instead)

    (Eddy comes back out with no burger, but the carrots instead)

    Eddy: Maybe coach was right, guys.

    Q: Yo Eddy, do you know Paul Pierce's Number?

    Eddy: hmm, paul pierce, never heard of that one. Whopper is number 1, umm whopper jr. is number 6 chicken fries is number 9...

    Q: Damn we got some fat muthaf#ckaz on this team.

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    lol i guess this ones not as popular

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    Default Now heres what really gonna happen

    Unless we make some trades heres what really gonna happen.

    Coach Mike D: Alright kids time for some sprints, Eddy get jeromes leg outta your mouth its not a drum stick. Steph get off the phone! Zach get up all ready you have been sitting down every time we have a defensive drill. get back on the court! Hey where you all going.

    Eddy: Fuc this I'm under contract for the next two years and the third with a player option.

    Zac: Hey wait a second I am under contract for the next three years. I dont have to do **** either.

    Steph: See it wasn't me. Now get me some weed and my sister so I can go be inappropriate.

    Jerome James: Now you guys are learning I haven't done **** since I got here.

    Q Rich: This guy got rid of me once cause he knew I wasn't gonna do ****. He knows better than to ask me.

    Coach D: Excuse me Mr. Dolan I'll take my buyout now please I have a plane to catch to Chicago.


    Unfortunately I forsee this happening.

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    Originally Posted by stevie
    Unless we make some trades heres what really gonna happen.

    Coach Mike D: Alright kids time for some sprints, Eddy get jeromes leg outta your mouth its not a drum stick. Steph get off the phone! Zach get up all ready you have been sitting down every time we have a defensive drill. get back on the court! Hey where you all going.

    Eddy: Fuc this I'm under contract for the next two years and the third with a player option.

    Zac: Hey wait a second I am under contract for the next three years. I dont have to do **** either.

    Steph: See it wasn't me. Now get me some weed and my sister so I can go be inappropriate.

    Jerome James: Now you guys are learning I haven't done **** since I got here.

    Q Rich: This guy got rid of me once cause he knew I wasn't gonna do ****. He knows better than to ask me.

    Coach D: Excuse me Mr. Dolan I'll take my buyout now please I have a plane to catch to Chicago.


    Unfortunately I forsee this happening.

    Funny as that was I can very well see that happening.

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