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    Default NBA books that would only be 1 page long

    Saw this on another site I go to quite often and thought it'll be cool to see what KO could come up with: Here's a few I made up...

    "How to control your Emotions"by Rasheed Wallace

    "How to keep a famous franchises' history alive" by Clay Bennet and David Stern

    "How to grab rebounds" by Eddy Curry

    "How to Block a shot" by Eddy Curry

    "Reasonable meal portion sizes" by Eddy Curry

    "How to get out of the first round" by Tracy McGrady


    Ok now you guys turn!

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    "How to be a good commissioner" by David Stern

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    How to make the playoffs - Jamal Crawford

    How to make a good trade - Isaiah Thomas

    How to unite a team - Stephon Marbury

    How to earn playing time - Jerome James

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    "The art of making a Jumpshot" by David Lee

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    "How to play offense" by Renaldo Balkman

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    "30 different sitting positions" by Jerome James

    "How to dominate a team all by yourself" by Lebron James

    "NBA martial arts training" by Bruce Bowen

    "How to send an opponent to the injury list" by Bruce Bowen

    "How to play defense blindfolded" by Jamal Crawford

    "How to make an NBA game as unexciting as possible" by Tim Duncan

    "How to scare the shyt out of your opponent" by Charles Oakley

    "How to destroy an NBA franchise in just 1 year" by Isaiah Tomas

    "How to be happy during a mid-life crisis" by Isaiah Tomas

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    "Winning" - Jamal Crawford
    "Dieting" - Eddy Curry
    "No snitching" - Quentin Richardson
    "How to earn your salry" - Jerome James
    "Teamwork" - Zach Randolph

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    "Basket fundementals Vol 4: Shooting Efficiency" by Jamal Crawford

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    "How to build a franchise" by Kevin McHale

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    Originally Posted by jpz17
    "How to build a franchise" by Kevin McHale

    hah i shoulda mentioend him the "Isiah Thomas of Minnesota"

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    Originally Posted by jpz17
    "How to build a franchise" by Kevin McHale



    How to win games - the knicks
    How to get respect - Isiah thomas
    How to stay out of trouble - Zach Randolph
    How to intimidate others - Eddy curry
    How to play an uptempo style - Shaq
    How to perform like an MVP in the finals - Kobe
    How to beat the Spurs - phoenix suns
    How to get through being an alcoholic - Vin Baker
    How to make an impact - Jared Jeffries
    How to play with heart - Vince Carter
    How to get girls - sam cassell

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    "Laying Down the Law" by Dirk nowitzki

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    Originally Posted by MSGKnickz33



    How to win games - the knicks
    How to get respect - Isiah thomas
    How to stay out of trouble - Zach Randolph
    How to intimidate others - Eddy curry
    How to play an uptempo style - Shaq
    How to perform like an MVP in the finals - Kobe
    How to beat the Spurs - phoenix suns
    How to get through being an alcoholic - Vin Baker
    How to make an impact - Jared Jeffries
    How to play with heart - Vince Carter
    How to get girls - sam cassell

    [LMAO I'm sorry but I have to share this:]








    OMG GLAZED AZZED WALNUT! LMFAO!!!

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    That's what friends are for- Kevin McHale (dedicated to Danny Ainge)

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