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    Off Topic write some rhymes about the knicks

    its the gold mac
    like crawford, i never hold back
    jackin up shots for 4 quarters
    get that boy jerome some more water
    hes thirsty, nate the great is 730
    oakley used to play dirty like nude porn
    now were stuck with lee and chris duhorn

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    Mike D changing things one at a time
    im white but these rhymes aint sublime
    Nate getting rebounds at 5'8, it so great
    but its still not checkmate because
    its a long year so get out those beers, spark a few
    and lets cheer New York Knicks!
    Going from isiah to MIke D is like Rags to Riches,
    Mike D leads wolves and Isiah used to lead a bunch of bitches.
    But its different now, so lose the frown,
    were back n attackin, like a block straight smackin
    it out of your hands. It's time for the Knicks to take a stand.
    I'm Paul one three to the five-five, smack any Knick hater and give that bitch a pirate eye
    because Knick fans are savages and MSG is were the magic is.
    The Garden is the center of the Earth, players revolve around the only arena that gave birth to the greatest games ever played in one day so the last thing im gonna say is go think quick, spit some more Knick shyt, and be out cuz i gotta watch the only team that is skillfully sick, The New York Knicks!

    haha that was fun

    I want to do some more disses on each player maybe some other day

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    have you rapped before paul? that was good


    like nate robinson im on top of them
    no homo, there aint no stoppin them
    bring it back like go new york go new york
    i smoke newports and wear blue shorts
    i got orange on my shoes, orange on my shirt
    isiah heard boo's, even my momma calls him a jerk
    but when its time to work you can never worry
    20 points and 8 assists like marbury
    hes a real business man, dogg we been through this
    stackin paper like hes jewish
    while eddy curry is smellin bad like sewage
    im tellin the truth, starbarians
    we bury them, when it comes to beef
    we aint no vegetarians
    msg is legendary, comin at us you will get your scars
    kings of KO like abcd, gold mac and metrocard

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    Originally Posted by MSGKnickz33
    have you rapped before paul? that was good


    like nate robinson im on top of them
    no homo, there aint no stoppin them
    bring it back like go new york go new york
    i smoke newports and wear blue shorts
    i got orange on my shoes, orange on my shirt
    isiah heard boo's, even my momma calls him a jerk
    but when its time to work you can never worry
    20 points and 8 assists like marbury
    hes a real business man, dogg we been through this
    stackin paper like hes jewish
    while eddy curry is smellin bad like sewage
    im tellin the truth, starbarians
    we bury them, when it comes to beef
    we aint no vegetarians
    msg is legendary, comin at us you will get your scars
    kings of KO like abcd, gold mac and metrocard


    Thanks for the comment MSG,
    but some Knick fans didn't believe Mike D and then our team goes 6-3.
    So here are the disses that everyone misses, Crawford to Malik and then Jeffires still making riches.
    Crawford still shoots up a million three's and It's a tragedy to see that Isiah is still affecting us negatively.
    His dumbass trades got us were we never wanted to be, with over payed players that only play for cream cheese.
    Snackransoft is doing good, he should, especially when he's getting payed 17 million and finally laying of the food.

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    Default Curry dis

    Curry Dis

    Curry's fatass should never get a pass, so Mike D came in, sat him on his ass and took him to class.
    Zach and Lee are giving Curry notes, it's just a diet with no bread and no toast. So Curry came running over all winded and confused, Lee smacked him in the face and called him a fool. Then Zach Randolph posted Curry up, showed him up, and Mike D knew what was up.
    Mike D came over put his hand on Curry's shoulder, told him some news that turned Curry's fantasy world over.
    He said "Curry your not good, your fat and ugly, take some notes from Lee, remember to study. Then come back 100 pounds lighter because my pissed meter just got higher."
    Curry was shocked and became depressed, realized how fat he was and grabbed his breasts. The milk squeezed out, oozing like snot, a fan asked for Curry's autograph then said he was Borat and screamed NOT!
    Curry began to cry, Knick fans laughed at his attempt to try to look innocent, but Knick fans frankly don't give a shyt so they hit him with some bricks. Q rich then said "hey those are my bricks you fat bitch!"
    Curry yelled, F U Q-brick, "you miss every shot u take and it's always making me sick. This flu is killing me, so bad that it somehow hurt my fat knee. Injury after injury and your out there losing weight and making fun of me."
    CUrry realized how much his life sucked, and Q came over and tried to cheer him up. Q then remembered that Curry had his bricks, hti him with one and said that CUrry wasn't a Knick. Mike D came back with his pissed meter low, he said "Curry the only solution is that you have to go."
    So Mike D called Walsh, told Walsh about the trade, he called dumbass Kevin McHale and the deal was made. We got Kevin Love, it was a great move, there was a Knick parade the next day that titled that Curry was a waste from the day he got payed.
    Walsh was crowned King of New York and sucked up the fame, he said to have Curry was just a damn shame. He also said that Curry and dog shyt were two of the same and he said that Curry couldn't play the blame game. Eddy had nothing to do, so he packed his bags, was front page on every sports mag and had one more cheese burger which made him more sad.

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    LMAO these some pretty tight rhyms dudes,wheres Knicks126 with some polish rap we could have an international ryhm...

    watch me ryhm, this my time,
    Knicks is playing turn on the tube,
    Nate gonna end up on youtube,
    D'Antoni, making sure we dont lose
    if we do ill get the blues
    this our game,teams still the same
    but we aint lame
    thats isiahs blame
    i should stop cause im making a fool outta myself
    just thought i'll show what i could do,thats more then enough to make you laugh

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