A VERBAL ASSASSIN PRODUCTION
Welcome everyone, this is your host, SLY1984 aka the Verbal Assassin bringing you GREATNESS. Todays match-up is:
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Todays game is brought to you by the letter "L", as in we better "LOSE" this motherf*cking game, we need a higher draft pick!!!!!!
FOR NEW YORK-
PG- CHRIS DUHON, SG- LARRY HUGHES, SF- WILSON CHANDLER, PF- AL HARRINGTON, C- DAVID LEE
For the Craptors:
PG- JOSE CALDERON, SG- ANTHONY PARKER, SF- SHAWN MARION, PF- CHRIS BOSH, C- ANDREA BARGNANI
SLY's Game Preview:
Todays game is a match-up against two lottery bound teams, the NY KNICKS (29-46) and TORONTO RAPTORS (29-45). Both teams have struggled throughout the season. the Knicks have gone thru major roster changes, which have affected their chemistry as well as their level of play. most of their stars have been shipped out, which has left the young talent (robinson, lee, chandler) to take over in their absence. as we all know, young talent does not equal wins. Not this soon anyways. As for the raptors, they have the same woes. new players coming in have disrupted their cohesiveness throughout the year. Young players not stepping up and injuries have also factored in into their dismal season. Recently, the raptors have played much better, winning five in a row. the Knicks on the other hand have lost 4 out of 5.
Their is only one objective to todays game: Lose and get a greater chance to land that #1 pick (or get a better pick). so, we will see which organization is looking at those ping-pong balls with more desire (n/h). remember: "To The LOSER Goes The Spoils"
THE Verbal Assassin's player to target:
(pic of Eddy and candidates for his "limo driver position")
now that the season is almost over, look out for eddy to get more minutes so that he can improve his game and attract men....uh....i meant teams...
damn eddy, how are you gonna wear a pink shirt around a bunch of guys?!?!?!?!? SMH
ROCK JOINT OF THE DAY
ALICE IN CHAINS- "MAN IN THE BOX" (scratched, *****ing sony entertaintment won't allow it)
No AC, so...
METALLICA- "ENTER SANDMAN"
HIP-HOP JOINT OF THE DAY
NAS- "THE WORLD IS YOURS (q-tip remix)"