Tiger gets his cheating ass beat by crazy ass wife with golf club


Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Posted 11/28/2009 12:08 AM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant. We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

This was predictable. Had to know those initial reports weren't true.
 
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tiger0330

Legend
Police said they were going to treat this as a traffic accident and not a domestic incident. But like you said it had the smell of fish all over it, hope the adultery part is not true because Wood's has this squeaky clean image that would be tarnished if he was cheating on his wife.
 

Giants89FLY

Rotation player
Police said they were going to treat this as a traffic accident and not a domestic incident. But like you said it had the smell of fish all over it, hope the adultery part is not true because Wood's has this squeaky clean image that would be tarnished if he was cheating on his wife.
Say it aint so tiger... So much for Mr. Nice Guy...
 
lmao it's a joke. all he had to do was say no over and over and over when the cops wanted to talk, and they can't do anything lol.
 
oh shit


http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.
damn.
 

Giants89FLY

Rotation player
This is why Derek Jeter is my hero... No ring on his finger and I guarantee you he bangs girls that Tiger cant even get...

Lesson learned in all of this - Dont get married.
 

clumsy

Rotation player
Derek Jeter also doesn't have kids. Human nature is to proliferate your seed correct?

Honestly if you think about the time Tiger is gone during the year, i wouldn't be surprised if his wife was cheating too. Remember...women are better at cheating than men.
 

LeFlume

All Star
How dumb can someone be before it become a crime? Did he really think that these kiss and tell whores would stay quiet? It might comes a surprise to him but he is TIGER WOODS. He is not average Joe, Of course they would try to cash in when the time was right. What an Idiot. I hope his pretty wife takes the money and run.
 
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Dirk

Benchwarmer
He was trying to get a double bogey the stupid f**k, hope his career is ruined and gets thrown behind bars along with Mike Vick
 

Paul1355

All Star
Seeing 15 girls in this seems like a scam or he actually cheated with one girl and these girls are jumping on the wagon.

Tiger's wife is a bytch...she probably broke up with tiger just to gain publicity and not go through hell with reporters for sticking with him......too many girls in this to sound like an honest accusation.

This reeks of bullshyt.
 
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