Welcome one and all to tonight's feature presentation:
OUR NY KNICKS
THE L.A. LAKERS
PLAYING AT THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS ARENA
Good evening everyone, this is your host, SLY1984, bringing you greatness. Tonight's game will be between our NY KNICKS and those faggots from la-la homo land It will be an exciting game to watch, as the NY KNICKS seek to start a new win streak. The KNICKS come into tonight's game well-rested (4 days rest), which means we should be playing with high energy. The Lakers will be playing the second game of a back to back (Cavaliers- thursday night.) Also, Kobe appears to have an injury, so I doubt he has a big game against us.
Now, before we go further into tonight's game, lets check out highlight's from the last game:
NY KNICKS vs. PISTONS 1-18-10
OK, NOW FOR THE STARTING LINE-UPS!!!
AT POINT...CHRIS DUHON...
AT SHOOTING GUARD...WILL "THE THRILL" CHANDLER!!!
AT SMALL FORWARD...JARED JEFFRIES!!!
AT POWER FORWARD...AL HARRINGTON!!!
AND AT CENTER...DAVID LEE!!!
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR NY KNICKS!!!
AND NOW FOR THE VISITING TEAM...
THE VERBAL ASSASSIN'S FINAL STATEMENT:
Winning tonight will be very important because we need to establish ourselves as a winning team in the NBA. If we are to become a winning (.500) team, we have to show that we can play well against a good team like the Lakers. Hopefully we show great effort and determination in this game, so that we can show everyone what we're about.
HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS THE GAME!!!
HAVE SOME DRINKS. HAVE SOME P*SSY. I'M OUT. PEACE
JOINT FOR THE GAME:
WHODINI- FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT
Last edited by KING~POETIQ; Jan 21, 2010 at 22:11.