Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: The Official Paralyze Eddy Curry Thread

  1. #1
    Member Dirk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    298
    Rep Power
    7

    Default The Official Paralyze Eddy Curry Thread

    I'm thinking about paralyzing Eddy Curry and I had some questions about the legality of this. The reason being is that I hate him and I hate what he has done to the Knicks. I can't stomach the fact that he takes a paycheck fatter than he is and its just accepted. He represents nothing but failure, laziness and everything that's wrong within a human soul. If he came out once and said, guys, I'm really really trying, I'm giving it my all, basketball and the Knicks and Knick fans mean everything to me, then I might consider cutting him a little bit of slack but he never has. He's like a wasp in the center of my brain, buzzing, constantly and I can't get in to scratch at it. I f**king hate him.

    - Lets say I blew out his kneecaps and ended his career and got caught. My defense in court would be that I was doing it for the love of the Knicks organization. Is anyone familiar with the judicial system? Is there any way I could walk with this type of defense. I'm serious here BTW.

    - Lets say I got someone else to do it for me and we got caught, would that make a difference

    - If there's no way out and I end up on Rikers getting ass shafted how many years would I be looking at

    - Are there any other ways I could go about this, I want his career over

  2. #2
    Sexy Stud knickzrulezH20's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    NJ
    Posts
    1,781
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Good old Dirk lol. Your hatred for Eddy Curry is even bigger than JPZ's anal-pleasing man love for D'antoni. For that you deserve props, you knew this guy was a fraud from day one.

    I hate him basketball-wise, but I think he's been enough **** personally. His kid died, got accused of having gay sex with a limo, and he got robbed at gunpoint last year.

    As much as I hate these bum-Knicks, I'm still not actually wishing for their deaths or anything. Lol I'm still human.


    EDIT: Oops read this wrong, thought you said you wanted to kill him. Lol my bad. His kneecaps are already blown out, the fat slug lol.

  3. #3
    Veteran p0nder's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    1,323
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    ok he had gay sex with a limo?!? WTF? DID I READ THAT RIGHT WTF???


    all the same, i think he's been through enough. I want to buy his contract out.

  4. #4
    Superstar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    962
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Well there a possibilty a lot of the cats in rikers are knicks fans. I just wouldn't go to Chicago ever afterwards....

    Tho there is probably more effective ways of getting him to leave....like buy the 20 dollar 400 level tickets, walk behind teh bench and harrass him teh whole game. Or if you see him at the club harrass him, etc.

  5. #5
    The One and Only KING~POETIQ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Queens the Foundation
    Posts
    1,807
    Rep Power
    8

    Default

    Originally Posted by clumsy
    Well there a possibilty a lot of the cats in rikers are knicks fans. I just wouldn't go to Chicago ever afterwards....

    Tho there is probably more effective ways of getting him to leave....like buy the 20 dollar 400 level tickets, walk behind teh bench and harrass him teh whole game. Or if you see him at the club harrass him, etc.
    I think he would enjoy it, especially if there was touching involved

  6. #6
    Veteran jpz17's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    2,782
    Rep Power
    10

    Default

    Originally Posted by SLY1984
    I think he would enjoy it, especially if there was touching involved
    and food.. man he would just

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 53
    Last Post: Jan 02, 2010, 15:25
  2. The Official Stephan Curry Thread
    By Toons in forum NY Knicks
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: May 26, 2009, 09:26
  3. Official Curry and/or Jeffries Trade Ideas Thread
    By LJ4ptplay in forum NY Knicks
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: Jan 24, 2009, 03:07
  4. The Official Eddy Curry Sucks Thread
    By abcd in forum NY Knicks
    Replies: 42
    Last Post: Aug 07, 2008, 06:49
  5. Replies: 20
    Last Post: Jul 01, 2008, 02:31

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •