if we are going to go by stereotypes then how about:
Super Gallo (Mario)
Pizza delivery boy...."the deliverer"
I think I'll just call him something completely obtuse.
Well The Big **** is by far the best nickname ever without a doubt. I don't know if it was metro/msg that coined it.
Gallo = Rooster in Italian, and rooster lead to ****, and then The Big ****.
Whoever invented it deserves props and I definately think big **** everytime I look at Gallinari (!)
If you watched Euro-league basketball competition, they call him "Il Gallo," "The Rooster." They don't call him Gallo by itself, which, in Italian, would sound weird. It even sounds weird in English, as if you're just spitting out the word instead of using it in reference to someone or something.
As for the Big **** Phenomenon, that's American. I don't know who invented it, but it didn't come from Italy.
That being said, I'd like to nickname him "The Omen," in honor of the years of sucking that, if management relies on him to become our team's leader, are sure to follow his arrival.
How about "The Shimmying Guinea".
or Babyface, he looks like 6 years old.
or How about "Ballin'ari"?
When Gallo drives he always looks like a horse because he moves his head back and forth i dont know why but he always does this lol
Look at the way he runs its hilarious he constantly moves his head back and forth like a horse and when he drives he is as powerful as one.
I think Ballinari is the best.
Malo is an excellent nickname for Gallinari, since he's muy "Malo" at playing basketball.
"Malo" es un buen nombre para Gallinari, por que el es muy malo en juegando baloncesto.
I like Ill Gallo, but it belongs to Ill Will