The New York Knicks vs The Bumston Scumtics Game Thread
New York Knicks (24-43) vs Loston Smell****s (42-25)
Wednesday @ 7:30 PM ET
Welcome to the Official MSGKnickz33 Game Thread, its been a long time. Well Im back with a purpose, last time I did one of these the Celtics were still somewhat relevant. Times have changed, and they are officially washed up. Kevin Garnsoft is one crossover away from being put into retirement, Paula Pierce is officially wheelchair status. The Celtics as a whole are Larry Holmes status, and for those who dont know Larry Holmes he's most famous for beating an old Muhammed Ali. He's also become very well known from a 2Pac song called Against all odds, where he claimed some of the east coast rappers that he was dissing were looking like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick.
First, the Loston Smelldikks
At Point Guard, *Rajn Rnd
*I took the o's out of Rondo's name, he doesnt deserve them until he starts hittin some freethrows and jumpshots
At Shooting Guard, Gay Allen
At Small Forward, Paula Queer
At Power Forward, Kevin Under Garments
And at Center, Mendikk Jerkins
Oh wait, so he does smile????????????????????
AND NOW YOUR NEW YORK KNICKS!!!!!!!!
AT POINT GUARD TONEY DOUGLAS
AT SHOOTING GUARD TRACY MCGRADY
AT SMALL FORWARD WILSON CHANDLER
AT POWER FORWARD DANILO GALLINARI
AND AT CENTER DAVID LEE
(He's the guy on the right)
And now its time to take a look at the biggest L any team has taken this year.....
Kevin Garknee injury was known as one of the best rebounders in the NBA when he was in his prime. But nowadays, hes not doing much to help the Scumtics and their rebounding woes.
Last in the League??? LMAO @ Golden State and the Knicks gettin more bounds then the smalldikks (pause)
One of Bumstons biggest problems is their lack of youth...Daniel Ainge was considered one of the best general managers a few years ago, but now we have proof that he had luck on his side, aka Kevin Mchale. Now that Mchale has joined NBATV, hes got no one to help him out. Look at some of these old bums that Bumston has on their ***** squad
Michelle Finley = 37
Asheed Wallace = 36
Gay Allen = 34
Kevin Garlic = 33
Paula Queer = 32
They the 2nd oldest team in the league, thats now how u build a team Ainge. I gotta add that Kevin Garnitt and Paula Queer pushed for Ainge to go after Ashweed wallace, instead of re-signing Leon Powe. What FOOLS
And then they give up on one of their few good young players, Bill Walker
Thanks for the help Ainge, we appreciate it
Boston Faggits vs Milwaukee Bucks
Bumston loses again as Andrew Bogut ****s all over Jerkins and Garsoft...even rookie Brandon Jennings sh!tted on Garnsoft, and he became the first man to have a kid thats older then him
Garnfaggit didnt want no part of the rookie Jennings after he walked off the court and began to cry
What a *****, scust' at Garnett backin down to someone half his size
Scumtics dont want no part of the Bucks in the playoffs
SONG OF THE DAY:
STYLES P - SHADOWS
I would like to take this time to thank everyone who participates in this thread. I'm happy i had the time to do one game thread this year, and im especially happy that its a gamethread for a Celtics game. I think we got a good chance of winning, and hopefully if we dont beat them we at least embarrass them in some way, whether its Garn**** gettin his shot swatted or Pierce gettin crossed over. Heres some images for the enjoyment of my fellow Bumston haters
Last edited by MSGKnickz33; Mar 16, 2010 at 10:13.