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    Default The "Summit" as told by Knicksonline

    I opened this up for the auteurs of knicksonline to end this story.


    -Scene- LeBron, Wade, Bosh sitting in the living room of Wade’s mansion in Miami

    Wade: K, Let’s get this started

    Bosh: Wait, what about JJ?

    Wade & LeBron laughs hysterically

    LeBron: Yo, lets wrap this up in 20 minutes, I gotta head to Dubai for a private meeting with some Sheik.

    Wade: Bron, let me run this meeting supastar. Only people with rings can speak.

    Doorbell rings...

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    Wade: Can I help you?
    Amare: Yo, It's me, Amare.
    Wade: Who?
    Amare: Amare? Amare Stoudemire? I play for the suns.
    Wade: It is sunny outside, isn't it? Get your ass inside. Anyways, LeBron, You should come with me to Miami. You and Me would have unstoppable backcourt defense.
    Amare: What's defense?
    LeBron: Hold up, someone else is ringing the doorbell.
    -gets door-

    LeBron: Ohhhh, what's up, Danny Ferry!
    Ferry: Is there where the meeting is?
    LeBron: What meeting? We ain't got no meeting?
    Ferry: Then why is Dwayne and Chris and Amare there...
    LeBron: We're having a sleepover.
    Ferry: OKay.....so LeBron, i wanted to talk to you about a contract extension.
    LeBron: Oh, definitely! Let me get my pen. -goes looking around for pen- -10 minutes later- oops. forgot my pen, remind me later.
    Ferry: But...
    -LeBron slams door in ferry's face-

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    LeBron comes back

    Wade: Ok so lets get down to vbuisness. Bosh you should go...

    An italian man is singing outside the door

    Wade: Damn it! i told this ***** Steve Nash dont live here! Bosh tell that ***** Steve Nash dont live here!

    Chris Bosh opens the door to find Mike D'Assholio with a courtet of italian opera singers (including Gallo)

    D'Antoni Grabs Bosh's shirt

    D'A: Wheres my Stevey! I want to run pick and rolls with my Stevey! Have you been making plays with my Ste Ste??? Dont lie! I see Amare right there!

    Gallo: Godpapa! may i guard Bosh!

    Bosh slams the door in there faces and walks back inside

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    Originally Posted by KnicksWillRiseAgain
    LeBron comes back

    Wade: Ok so lets get down to vbuisness. Bosh you should go...

    An italian man is singing outside the door

    Wade: Damn it! i told this ***** Steve Nash dont live here! Bosh tell that ***** Steve Nash dont live here!

    Chris Bosh opens the door to find Mike D'Assholio with a courtet of italian opera singers (including Gallo)

    D'Antoni Grabs Bosh's shirt

    D'A: Wheres my Stevey! I want to run pick and rolls with my Stevey! Have you been making plays with my Ste Ste??? Dont lie! I see Amare right there!

    Gallo: Godpapa! may i guard Bosh!


    Bosh slams the door in there faces and walks back inside

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    Originally Posted by KnicksWillRiseAgain
    Chris Bosh opens the door to find Mike D'Assholio with a courtet of italian opera singers (including Gallo)
    "Before a **** crows today, you will deny Me three times."

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    This is hysterical...hope our offseason is better

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    Wade: "Hey Lebron"
    LBJ: "What?"
    Wade: "This thread is ****"
    LBJ: "yeah it is"

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    Wade: Hey LeBron, show me why you're the king

    LeBron: *pulls down pants*

    Wade: OMG!

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    Originally Posted by O & B
    Wade: Hey LeBron, show me why you're the king

    LeBron: *pulls down pants*

    Wade: OMG!
    Not surprised you'd say something like that.

    Bail!

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