The "Summit" as told by Knicksonline

[Starks]

I opened this up for the auteurs of knicksonline to end this story.


-Scene- LeBron, Wade, Bosh sitting in the living room of Wade’s mansion in Miami

Wade: K, Let’s get this started

Bosh: Wait, what about JJ?

Wade & LeBron laughs hysterically

LeBron: Yo, lets wrap this up in 20 minutes, I gotta head to Dubai for a private meeting with some Sheik.

Wade: Bron, let me run this meeting supastar. Only people with rings can speak.

Doorbell rings...

[StreetDreams21]

Wade: Can I help you?
Amare: Yo, It's me, Amare.
Wade: Who?
Amare: Amare? Amare Stoudemire? I play for the suns.
Wade: It is sunny outside, isn't it? Get your ass inside. Anyways, LeBron, You should come with me to Miami. You and Me would have unstoppable backcourt defense.
Amare: What's defense?
LeBron: Hold up, someone else is ringing the doorbell.
-gets door-

LeBron: Ohhhh, what's up, Danny Ferry!
Ferry: Is there where the meeting is?
LeBron: What meeting? We ain't got no meeting?
Ferry: Then why is Dwayne and Chris and Amare there...
LeBron: We're having a sleepover.
Ferry: OKay.....so LeBron, i wanted to talk to you about a contract extension.
LeBron: Oh, definitely! Let me get my pen. -goes looking around for pen- -10 minutes later- oops. forgot my pen, remind me later.
Ferry: But...
-LeBron slams door in ferry's face-

[KnicksWillRiseAgain]

LeBron comes back

Wade: Ok so lets get down to vbuisness. Bosh you should go...

An italian man is singing outside the door

Wade: Damn it! i told this ***** Steve Nash dont live here! Bosh tell that ***** Steve Nash dont live here!

Chris Bosh opens the door to find Mike D'Assholio with a courtet of italian opera singers (including Gallo)

D'Antoni Grabs Bosh's shirt

D'A: Wheres my Stevey! I want to run pick and rolls with my Stevey! Have you been making plays with my Ste Ste??? Dont lie! I see Amare right there!

Gallo: Godpapa! may i guard Bosh!

Bosh slams the door in there faces and walks back inside

[TheBigCock]

LeBron comes back

Wade: Ok so lets get down to vbuisness. Bosh you should go...

An italian man is singing outside the door

Wade: Damn it! i told this ***** Steve Nash dont live here! Bosh tell that ***** Steve Nash dont live here!

Chris Bosh opens the door to find Mike D'Assholio with a courtet of italian opera singers (including Gallo)

D'Antoni Grabs Bosh's shirt

D'A: Wheres my Stevey! I want to run pick and rolls with my Stevey! Have you been making plays with my Ste Ste??? Dont lie! I see Amare right there!

Gallo: Godpapa! may i guard Bosh!

Bosh slams the door in there faces and walks back inside

[kukoc7]

Chris Bosh opens the door to find Mike D'Assholio with a courtet of italian opera singers (including Gallo)

"Before a **** crows today, you will deny Me three times."

[petescud]

This is hysterical...hope our offseason is better

[Crazy⑧s]

Wade: "Hey Lebron"
LBJ: "What?"
Wade: "This thread is ****"
LBJ: "yeah it is"

[O & B]

Wade: Hey LeBron, show me why you're the king

LeBron: *pulls down pants*

Wade: OMG!

[NYKnuniversity]

Wade: Hey LeBron, show me why you're the king

LeBron: *pulls down pants*

Wade: OMG!

Not surprised you'd say something like that.

Bail!