Wade: Can I help you?
Amare: Yo, It's me, Amare.
Amare: Amare? Amare Stoudemire? I play for the suns.
Wade: It is sunny outside, isn't it? Get your ass inside. Anyways, LeBron, You should come with me to Miami. You and Me would have unstoppable backcourt defense.
Amare: What's defense?
LeBron: Hold up, someone else is ringing the doorbell.
LeBron: Ohhhh, what's up, Danny Ferry!
Ferry: Is there where the meeting is?
LeBron: What meeting? We ain't got no meeting?
Ferry: Then why is Dwayne and Chris and Amare there...
LeBron: We're having a sleepover.
Ferry: OKay.....so LeBron, i wanted to talk to you about a contract extension.
LeBron: Oh, definitely! Let me get my pen. -goes looking around for pen- -10 minutes later- oops. forgot my pen, remind me later.
-LeBron slams door in ferry's face-