Danilo Gallinari /Gallo AKA the Rooster AKA The ****
Wilson Chandler / Will The Thrill (Clyde made that one)
Amare Stoudemire / STAT
Bill Walker / SkyWalker
Toney Douglas / T-Dog
Eddy Curry / Double F (Fat ****)
Kelena Azabukie / Azzy
Anthony Randolph / The Grasshopper (because he jumps so high and then lands funny like a grasshopper) or just AR4.
Timofey Mozgof / The Soviet Slasher
Raymond Felton / Ray Ray
If anyone else can think of so,e that would be awesome.