RunningJumper
Super Moderator
Hoping all of you and the Knicks have a great day!
Merry Christmas!
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BillyHoyle
Benchwarmer
Love that Eggnog
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through KO
Not a creature was stirring, not even metro
The game thread was written by jp with care,
In hopes that the tipoff soon would be ther
The posters were nestled all snug in their beds,
With visions of Amar’e, dunking in their heads;
And Felton outside, his weight on his toes,
He’d just crossed over, and taken it past rose
When out on the bench there arose such a clatter,
I looked past Felton to see what was the matter.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A large, jolly man whose eyes filled with fear
No it wasn’t St. Nick, if this is the inquiry,
The man of whom I speak was simply called Curry.
Fat Curry was choking, coughing his lungs out<o></o>
So up rose D’antoni, our savior no doubt<o></o>
An expert on choking, oh what a shame!
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now Randolph <st1:city w:st="[/IMG]Randolph"></st1:city>now, Mozgov! now , <st1:city w:st="on">Walker</st1:city> and Ronny!
On, Roger! on Williams! on, Rautins and Toney!
<o></o>
Oh our poor bench was letting Curry Rot<o></o>
For once Anthony Randolph passed on a shot
But then up went Mozgov, who looked quite confused
A deer in the headlights, a sight to which we are used
Whose hands are of stone and feet just like bricks<o></o>
But on this day, he saved Fat Curry, of our <st1:state w:st="on"><st1>New York </st1></st1:state>Knicks<o></o>
And while we at KO may not like either fellow,<o></o>
And would prefer instead a man named Carmelo;
It’s the holiday season and what do we get?
The best present of all, lest we dare forget.<o></o>
It’s Knicks versus Bulls on national TV
With a winning record and boisterous Spike Lee<o></o>
Do The Right Thing, drink your eggnog, let the haters eat crow<o></o>
While the rest of us shout, “Go <st1:state w:st="on">New York</st1:state>, Go <st1><st1:state w:st="on">New York, </st1:state></st1>Go”
<o></o>
And I’d just like to say before I travel out of sight,
<o></o>
Merry Christmas To all, and to all a good night<o></o>
<o>
</o>
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through KO
Not a creature was stirring, not even metro
The game thread was written by jp with care,
In hopes that the tipoff soon would be ther
The posters were nestled all snug in their beds,
With visions of Amar’e, dunking in their heads;
And Felton outside, his weight on his toes,
He’d just crossed over, and taken it past rose
When out on the bench there arose such a clatter,
I looked past Felton to see what was the matter.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A large, jolly man whose eyes filled with fear
No it wasn’t St. Nick, if this is the inquiry,
The man of whom I speak was simply called Curry.
Fat Curry was choking, coughing his lungs out<o></o>
So up rose D’antoni, our savior no doubt<o></o>
An expert on choking, oh what a shame!
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now Randolph <st1:city w:st="[/IMG]Randolph"></st1:city>now, Mozgov! now , <st1:city w:st="on">Walker</st1:city> and Ronny!
On, Roger! on Williams! on, Rautins and Toney!
<o></o>
Oh our poor bench was letting Curry Rot<o></o>
For once Anthony Randolph passed on a shot
But then up went Mozgov, who looked quite confused
A deer in the headlights, a sight to which we are used
Whose hands are of stone and feet just like bricks<o></o>
But on this day, he saved Fat Curry, of our <st1:state w:st="on"><st1>New York </st1></st1:state>Knicks<o></o>
And while we at KO may not like either fellow,<o></o>
And would prefer instead a man named Carmelo;
It’s the holiday season and what do we get?
The best present of all, lest we dare forget.<o></o>
It’s Knicks versus Bulls on national TV
With a winning record and boisterous Spike Lee<o></o>
Do The Right Thing, drink your eggnog, let the haters eat crow<o></o>
While the rest of us shout, “Go <st1:state w:st="on">New York</st1:state>, Go <st1><st1:state w:st="on">New York, </st1:state></st1>Go”
<o></o>
And I’d just like to say before I travel out of sight,
<o></o>
Merry Christmas To all, and to all a good night<o></o>
<o>
</o>
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YanksKnicks86
Benchwarmer
Did you really just type that? lol Merry Christmas and Go Knicks!
BillyHoyle
Benchwarmer
Figured i'd make a ridiculous first post
RunningJumper
Super Moderator
haha Awesome post, dude.