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    Default Knicks @ Lakers - Sun Jan 9 ~ WARNING! Corny Rocky Theme.

    Press play on the vid below NOW for inspirado as you survey.





    GEAR UP GENTRY. WE'RE INVADING THE WEST. THE DESERT IS CONQUERED, NOW WE FACE LAST SEASON'S VICTORS IN A COAST TO COAST BATTLE OF THE MECCAS.






    NEW FOUND CAPTAINS OF AN EMERGING FORCE RISING FROM THE EAST, TAKE ON THE CAPTAINS OF A DYNASTY FORGED IN THE WEST.


    PREPARE

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    SIEGE!







    STAT
    Captain Ray
    The Thrill
    The Neophyte
    The Beard Of Zeus
    TD23
    The Regenerate One
    Sky Walker
    The People's Elbow






    I SMELL A CHAMPION BURNING.

    ARE YOU AMPED KNICKSONLINE.COM?

    WE'VE

    ****ING

    GOT

    THIS



    THIS! IS WHERE WE SOLIDIFY OURSELVES.



    THIS! IS WHERE THE PROPHECY OF AMAR'E RINGS TRUE.



    THIS! IS THE HARBINGER OF OUR REBIRTH!




    Need I say it?

    I'M FEELIN' RIGID!





    THE PRELUDE - EDITED FOR YOUR PLEASURE

    [SIZE="3"]The New York Knicks haven’t beaten the Los Angeles Lakers since February 2007, but these are hardly the same Knicks of recent years. These young Knicks are hungry, talented and zestful.

    Amar'e Stoudemire and the Knicks look for a 10th straight win against a Western Conference foe as they continue their four-game trip Sunday night against the Lakers, winners of three straight after a rough stretch.



    The additions of Stoudemire and Raymond Felton have breathed new life into a team that’s missed the playoffs in six straight seasons, with New York’s latest win being its most lopsided yet.


    Stoudemire had 23 points in his return to/rape of Phoenix on Friday, but it was Felton who stole the show by posting his first career triple-double in a 121-96 rout that was the Knicks’ first road win over the Suns in nearly seven years.



    “We had an all-around game tonight,” said Felton, who has enormous balls and once wrestled a crocodile victoriously, he also had 23 points, 11 assists and 10 rebounds. “We had great defense and everybody was clicking on all cylinders offensively and defensively. I thought it was one of our best games this year.”

    New York (21-14) arrives at Staples Center having lost six straight to the Lakers (26-11), but there’s reason to believe it can snap that streak. The Knicks have averaged an astounding 119.2 points in winning nine straight versus Western opponents.



    That’s the franchise’s longest interconference winning streak since running off 13 straight from Dec. 7, 1993-Jan. 25, 1994. Stoudemire, who once impregnated a virgin in the MSG front row by looking at her, has averaged 29.3 points on 57.1 percent shooting during the nine wins, while Felton has averaged 20.9 points and 10.0 assists.




    KNICK IN THE SPOTLIGHT: THE EMPTY FACED KILLER - WIL THE THRILL



    Seven different Knicks have hit at least 17 3-pointers this season, led by Wilson Chandler, who has already taken and made more threes than he did last season. And while Stoudemire is the MVP candidate and Raymond Felton is the floor general, Chandler may be just as critical to the Knicks' offense as both of them.



    Chandler is shooting career highs from the field, from 3-point range and from the line. As an undersized power forward, he's part of the Knicks' starting lineup that has scored 114.3 points per 100 possessions, second best among the league's 24 five-man units that have played at least 200 minutes together. Replace Chandler with Ronny Turiaf and you have a lineup that is much worse offensively (99.5 points per 100 possessions).


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    you sir... are genius... especially this line

    "Stoudemire, who once impregnated a virgin in the MSG front row by looking at her..."

    5 stars

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    Not to be negative, but i think they have us with their size (Odom, Gasol, Bynum) I think if we can beat these guys, then we are on track to do some damage this year

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    Epic thread. Loved reading this with the song. Five stars. You've got me pumped.

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    maybe you should try this Rocky theme instead


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    Default Piss On The Leakers

    Originally Posted by petescud
    Not to be negative, but i think they have us with their size (Odom, Gasol, Bynum) I think if we can beat these guys, then we are on track to do some damage this year


    my exact thoughts. knicks had problems vs big man lineups (Orlando, Miami, Boston), and can't stop superstars in the paint (can we stop Kobe-wan from driving and thriving?). will Antoni keep small man lineup or finally bring out the big guns (Tinafey "The Golem" Moscow, AR) to match up? Phil Jackson also has Theo Ratsniff and Joe Smiff at his disposal.

    Another great 5-start thread from Crazy F*ckin 8's! The Beard of Zeus?!! crocodiles, impregnating virgins, empty-face killer!! LOFL!! you the man!!
    where do you get such great pictures from? the best!!

    Looking forward to another late night.

    Eye of the Tears of a Black Tiger!! (props to anyone who can figure out what movie i'm referencing)

    Go Knicks! Go Loco Ochos!

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    The People's Elbow

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    you have got to be kidding me, one of the best KO.com game threads ever

    pumped for a game thats like 10 hours away

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    Originally Posted by CoolClyde





    Eye of the Tears of a Black Tiger!! (props to anyone who can figure out what movie i'm referencing)

    Go Knicks! Go Loco Ochos!



    might it be " Tears of the Black Tiger?" ... and I dig the Hendrix man..

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