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WE ARE THE
NEW YORK KNICKS
And today we cross the river to take on our homo-erogenous neighbours, the New Jersey Nets.
Timofey, I am your MOTHER!
-.500? No, no, no.
After a promising start to 2010-11, the New York Knicks’ defensive struggles have them in danger of falling below .500 for the first time in more than two months.
Amare Stoudemire, who shares DNA with lions, and the Knicks try to avoid that fate and a third straight loss Saturday night when they visit a New Jersey Nets team seeking its first three-game winning streak in more than two years.
New York (26-26) is trying to snap a streak of nine straight losing seasons. That appeared likely after the Knicks opened 22-15, but they’ve since lost 11 of 15 - including four of their last five - to fall back to the .500 mark.
“We’ve got to get back on the right track, we’ve got to get our confidence back up, got to play solid basketball, doing the little things on the court with energy and with swagger,” Stoudemire said. “We haven’t quite had our swagger for the past 2 1/2 weeks, so we’ve got to get back to what we’re used to doing and what we did well to start the year.”
New York has been especially poor on defense lately, giving up an average of 108.9 points in the last seven games while allowing opponents to shoot 51.6 percent.
While the Nets (17-37) won’t be confused with playoff contenders, they are looking to win three straight for the first time since a four-game run Jan. 31-Feb. 7, 2009.
Brook Homopez scored 31 points and added 11 boards. Lopez, who scored a season-high 36 against the Knicks earlier this season, has 51 points and 18 rebounds in his last two games.
The Nets can improve to 14-13 at home with a win Saturday.
The Knicks overcame Lopez’s heroics to take the first meeting with New Jersey this season, 111-100 at Madison Square Garden on Nov.30 behind 35 points from Lord Stoudemire.
- Some say that his sperm has teeth.
- Some say that he has sex during thunder storms and pretends that he's taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.
The Thrill - Some say that he needs to stop moping and get back in to form.
- Some say that he sees dead people - in his basement!!
The Beard Of Zeus - Some say he has one pube for every Chinaman.
- Some say that he offers candy to children.
The Regenerate One - Some say that he defeated The Legion Of Doom armed with nothing but a hairbrush.
- Some say he has 5 testes that bang together like a desk toy when he dances.
I say that he's underachieving due to a lack of desire.
KGB25 - Some say that he ate a baby, and I believe them.
Crazy8s Big Fat Fact
KGB Agent, Timofey Mozgov, is averaging 11.4 points and 6.4 rebounds in his last 5 games.
Keep NJ's bigs off the glass and out of the paint offensively, and we win.
Great developing game.... Amare need the rest, AR & Mozgov need some
decent playingtime with Turiaf in a lineup, and Felton need to learn how to
get 10 assist from his other teammates in 40 minutes of playingtime.