Garner the strength in your loins my fellow brothers in finger banging. It's another thread ala stimuli in which we cheer and jeer together under one banner.
Crazy8s Thread Soundtrack. Seriously, are you lads listening to these?
No video more fitting! Press play NOW or be stricken with terminal gayness.
WE ARE THE
NEW YORK KNICKS
All jests aside, we're facing a conference foe on our turf.
Atlanta. Had our number for years. This one's about redemption, solidification and unification.
AND IT'S BITTER!
PREPARE FOR A BATTLE OF THE SKIES!
Imperative Reading - Crazy8s Latest GT Addition To Be Added Per GT:
◎Probing The Enemy◎
Rebounding, as our chief source of inadequacy, is of greater concern than usual V Atlanta.
Per game - including 2nd unit players - the Hawks average 32.1 rebounds throughout positions 3-5, for a total of 40.1 rebounds each outing. That's an average. Circumstantial per opponent.
The Knicks, however, average 27 RPG through positions 3-5 and in a system revolving around volume scoring, that is (and will remain) a handicap.
FG% for and against: This again is relative to the 'system' and it's theoretical success. Atlanta have a FG% of .467 while allowing .451 defensively. The Knicks, unsurprisingly, have a lower conversion rate of .464 while allowing .466
Sadly, given the season's former encounters, beating ATL requires defensive effort.
Crazy8s Big Fat Fact
Knicks record when hitting on 12 or more 3s in a single game:
Only 12 games! Had a rectal prolapse on processing that info.
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- Some say that he has sex during thunder storms and pretends that he's taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.
The Thrill - Some say that he needs to stop moping and get back in to form.
- Some say that he sees dead people - in his basement!!
The Beard Of Zeus - Some say he has one pube for every Chinaman.
- Some say that he offers candy to children.
The Regenerate One - Some say that he defeated The Legion Of Doom armed with nothing but a hairbrush.
- Some say he has 5 testes that bang together like a desk toy when he dances.
I say that he's underachieving due to a lack of desire.
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