Crazy⑧s
Evacuee
Sorry for the early bird, but it's not like I get payed and I do it when I have time.
Crazy8s Thread Soundtrack - Ratamahatta!
This time, I'm going tribal. Press play NOW and release your primal urges or whatever it is you wish to release..
STAT
The Thrill - Some say that if you whistle at him, he'll bring you a dead pheasant
The Neophyte - Some say that he is banned from Zoos after maddening all the alpha males with his sweat. That's actually true. Or is it?
The Beard Of Zeus - Some say that his beard was missing on the day of the infamous Bigfoot sighting, and that if you reach inside it, you will be infringing national trust bi-laws.
TD23 - Some say that HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO PASS THE F'ING BALL!
The Regenerate One - Some say that he cut the cocaine that killed Mr Perfect.
Sky Walker - Some say that he is aroused by albinos, and that his 4skin was the material at the Roswell crash landing. Seriously.
The Chook - Some say that he 'dita una suora'http://translate.google.com/#
KGB25 - Some say that he is made of solid ivory. And that his pubes are at a premium on the black market.
Knick In The Spotlight - The Gov
Тимофей Павлович Мозгов
Vladimir Putin Interviews Timofey Mozgov - Translated By Yours Truly.
VP: So, Timofey, or should I call you KGB 25, how iz yure infiltration of ze bastard yankee swine coming along?
TM: Very farking well, sir. I have just planted a nuclear device in Zarah Palin's znatch as ordered.
VP: Exzellent! Mwa ha haaaaaa. Farking creationists (spits) Were you seen?
TM: No sir. I was dizguized as an albino moose. Nit surprisingly, she felt nothing.
VP: And do you have ze Knick cheerleaders viz ze boobiez chloroformed and in ze potato zkin outfit for me, Timofey?
TM: Yes sir. Have you taken your viagra?
VP: Not yet.
TM: I zuggest you do, sir. They take half an hour to kick in, and I usually find that the girls manage to wriggle free by zen.
VP: Very well. Would you like some wodka and an orphan pie?
TM: Not now sir, thank you. I have to torture some lion cubs.
Riveting stuff.
KNICKS ART - LEST WE FORGET.
Crazy8s NYK Erogenous Moment - LJ's 4 Point Play.
Preview - Edited For Your Indulgence
The New York Knicks have surprisingly (**** you ESPN) used stifling fourth-quarter defense during a three-game home win streak. Defending against Dirk 'Joy Division' Nowitzki at Madison Square Garden has proven to be a challenge in the past.
The Knicks hope to continue their run at home Wednesday night when they try to snap Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks? five-game win streak.
New York (25-22) isn?t known for its defense, allowing 106.0 points per game for one of the worst marks in the NBA. The Knicks, though, have held each of their last three opponents at home to 15 points in the final period, outscoring Detroit by 18 over the final 12 minutes of Sunday?s 124-106 victory.
?What I?m noticing is that the fact that when the fourth quarter comes around, guys are really focusing in and really being sharp defensively,? forward Amare Stoudemire said. ?That?s the tenacity that we have to play with, definitely in the fourth quarter, but we?re trying to put together a full 48-minute game that way.?
The Knicks will likely need to be sharp against Nowitzki, who is averaging 29.4 points in his last nine visits to MSG. That includes his lowest total in that span in the Mavericks? last visit, a 20-point effort in 30 minutes in a 128-78 victory last season that was New York?s worst home loss.
Nowitzki, a direct descendant of Heinrich Himler, is starting to find his shooting stroke since missing nine games with a sprained right knee and elephantitis of the colon Dec. 30-Jan. He?s made 15 of 22 shots in his last two games after shooting 39.1 percent over his previous seven.
Dallas (32-15) is looking forward to what could be a challenging three-game trip with visits to Boston and Charlotte also on tap. The Mavericks completed a perfect four-game homestand with a 102-92 win over Washington on Monday.
?It was a good homestand,? coach Rick Carlisle told the Mavericks? official website. ?We accomplished our goal. We wanted to win all of the games. None of them were easy and we knew that they would not be.?
Carlisle was forced to use a new lineup when Dallas waived starting forward Sasha Pavlovic(notes) after Saturday?s win over Atlanta. Brian Cardinal(notes) made his first start since Jan. 1 and had nine points and four rebounds.
Nowitzki scored 24 points and Tyson Chandler had 18 and 18 rebounds. The Mavs are 30-8 with Nowitzki in the lineup.
While New York has had problems with Nowitzki, Stoudemire has given Dallas issues in the past with Phoenix. The Knicks All-Star forward is averaging 26.3 points on 58.6 percent shooting in his last 10 games against the Mavs.
Stoudemire was listed as questionable for Sunday?s game against Detroit due to knee problems, but still has yet to miss a game after scoring 33 points.
?I feel pretty good so I was ready,? Stoudemire said. ?No worries.?
The Knicks got season highs of 23 points and 14 rebounds from rookie center Timofey Mozgov, who had not played in their previous 10 games.
Crazy8s Quotable Moment
Crazy8s Thread Soundtrack - Ratamahatta!
This time, I'm going tribal. Press play NOW and release your primal urges or whatever it is you wish to release..
Maverick Captain, Dirk Nowitzki, was recently quoted saying:
WE ARE THE
NEW YORK KNICKS
N
Y
K
Tonight, We're Taking Down The Brokeback Mountain Lady Boys.
Meine sphincter ist kaput!
Well Dirky, it's in for another pounding. As you and your band of merry poo fairies enter the greatest stage on the face of our great planet.
MSG
MSG
WE ARE THE
NEW YORK KNICKS
N
Y
K
Tonight, We're Taking Down The Brokeback Mountain Lady Boys.
- Some say he has never asked for consent.
Captain Ray
- Some say that if you say his name in to a mirror 5 times, you wake up naked in North Carolina and your mud button hurts for days.Crazy8s' Player To Crunch - The Matrix
With Caron Butler out indefinitely, Marion is the Maverick's lone threat at SF. Dallas don't run plays for him - EVER. He plays a very similar and successful 'off ball' game to that of resident sex god, Landry Fields. Containing his prowess on the weak side of the glass, bodying him in transition and BOXING HIM OUT will help in stopping Dallas from benefiting via intangibles. Marion has a head like a bucket full of smashed crabs! Look at that thing. How distasteful.
Crazy8s Big Fat Fact
Knicks record when they allow 20 points or less in the 4th:
9-3
With Caron Butler out indefinitely, Marion is the Maverick's lone threat at SF. Dallas don't run plays for him - EVER. He plays a very similar and successful 'off ball' game to that of resident sex god, Landry Fields. Containing his prowess on the weak side of the glass, bodying him in transition and BOXING HIM OUT will help in stopping Dallas from benefiting via intangibles. Marion has a head like a bucket full of smashed crabs! Look at that thing. How distasteful.
Crazy8s Big Fat Fact
Knicks record when they allow 20 points or less in the 4th:
9-3
Knick In The Spotlight - The Gov
Тимофей Павлович Мозгов
Vladimir Putin Interviews Timofey Mozgov - Translated By Yours Truly.
VP: So, Timofey, or should I call you KGB 25, how iz yure infiltration of ze bastard yankee swine coming along?
TM: Very farking well, sir. I have just planted a nuclear device in Zarah Palin's znatch as ordered.
VP: Exzellent! Mwa ha haaaaaa. Farking creationists (spits) Were you seen?
TM: No sir. I was dizguized as an albino moose. Nit surprisingly, she felt nothing.
VP: And do you have ze Knick cheerleaders viz ze boobiez chloroformed and in ze potato zkin outfit for me, Timofey?
TM: Yes sir. Have you taken your viagra?
VP: Not yet.
TM: I zuggest you do, sir. They take half an hour to kick in, and I usually find that the girls manage to wriggle free by zen.
VP: Very well. Would you like some wodka and an orphan pie?
TM: Not now sir, thank you. I have to torture some lion cubs.
Riveting stuff.
KNICKS ART - LEST WE FORGET.
Crazy8s NYK Erogenous Moment - LJ's 4 Point Play.
Preview - Edited For Your Indulgence
The New York Knicks have surprisingly (**** you ESPN) used stifling fourth-quarter defense during a three-game home win streak. Defending against Dirk 'Joy Division' Nowitzki at Madison Square Garden has proven to be a challenge in the past.
The Knicks hope to continue their run at home Wednesday night when they try to snap Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks? five-game win streak.
New York (25-22) isn?t known for its defense, allowing 106.0 points per game for one of the worst marks in the NBA. The Knicks, though, have held each of their last three opponents at home to 15 points in the final period, outscoring Detroit by 18 over the final 12 minutes of Sunday?s 124-106 victory.
?What I?m noticing is that the fact that when the fourth quarter comes around, guys are really focusing in and really being sharp defensively,? forward Amare Stoudemire said. ?That?s the tenacity that we have to play with, definitely in the fourth quarter, but we?re trying to put together a full 48-minute game that way.?
The Knicks will likely need to be sharp against Nowitzki, who is averaging 29.4 points in his last nine visits to MSG. That includes his lowest total in that span in the Mavericks? last visit, a 20-point effort in 30 minutes in a 128-78 victory last season that was New York?s worst home loss.
Nowitzki, a direct descendant of Heinrich Himler, is starting to find his shooting stroke since missing nine games with a sprained right knee and elephantitis of the colon Dec. 30-Jan. He?s made 15 of 22 shots in his last two games after shooting 39.1 percent over his previous seven.
Dallas (32-15) is looking forward to what could be a challenging three-game trip with visits to Boston and Charlotte also on tap. The Mavericks completed a perfect four-game homestand with a 102-92 win over Washington on Monday.
?It was a good homestand,? coach Rick Carlisle told the Mavericks? official website. ?We accomplished our goal. We wanted to win all of the games. None of them were easy and we knew that they would not be.?
Carlisle was forced to use a new lineup when Dallas waived starting forward Sasha Pavlovic(notes) after Saturday?s win over Atlanta. Brian Cardinal(notes) made his first start since Jan. 1 and had nine points and four rebounds.
Nowitzki scored 24 points and Tyson Chandler had 18 and 18 rebounds. The Mavs are 30-8 with Nowitzki in the lineup.
While New York has had problems with Nowitzki, Stoudemire has given Dallas issues in the past with Phoenix. The Knicks All-Star forward is averaging 26.3 points on 58.6 percent shooting in his last 10 games against the Mavs.
Stoudemire was listed as questionable for Sunday?s game against Detroit due to knee problems, but still has yet to miss a game after scoring 33 points.
?I feel pretty good so I was ready,? Stoudemire said. ?No worries.?
The Knicks got season highs of 23 points and 14 rebounds from rookie center Timofey Mozgov, who had not played in their previous 10 games.
Crazy8s Quotable Moment
.So what Steve would do is get me like this, grab hold of my Sanchez and say - "I know it hurts, but it'll be over in 7 seconds or less". Now I had the time of my life! No I've never felt this way before. Yes, I swear. It's so true-ue-ue
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