write some rhymes about the knicks

MSGKnickz33

The Gold Mac
its the gold mac
like crawford, i never hold back
jackin up shots for 4 quarters
get that boy jerome some more water
hes thirsty, nate the great is 730
oakley used to play dirty like nude porn
now were stuck with lee and chris duhorn
 

Paul1355

All Star
Mike D changing things one at a time
im white but these rhymes aint sublime
Nate getting rebounds at 5'8, it so great
but its still not checkmate because
its a long year so get out those beers, spark a few
and lets cheer New York Knicks!
Going from isiah to MIke D is like Rags to Riches,
Mike D leads wolves and Isiah used to lead a bunch of bitches.
But its different now, so lose the frown,
were back n attackin, like a block straight smackin
it out of your hands. It's time for the Knicks to take a stand.
I'm Paul one three to the five-five, smack any Knick hater and give that bitch a pirate eye
because Knick fans are savages and MSG is were the magic is.
The Garden is the center of the Earth, players revolve around the only arena that gave birth to the greatest games ever played in one day so the last thing im gonna say is go think quick, spit some more Knick shyt, and be out cuz i gotta watch the only team that is skillfully sick, The New York Knicks!

haha that was fun

I want to do some more disses on each player maybe some other day
 

MSGKnickz33

The Gold Mac
have you rapped before paul? that was good


like nate robinson im on top of them
no homo, there aint no stoppin them
bring it back like go new york go new york
i smoke newports and wear blue shorts
i got orange on my shoes, orange on my shirt
isiah heard boo's, even my momma calls him a jerk
but when its time to work you can never worry
20 points and 8 assists like marbury
hes a real business man, dogg we been through this
stackin paper like hes jewish
while eddy curry is smellin bad like sewage
im tellin the truth, starbarians
we bury them, when it comes to beef
we aint no vegetarians
msg is legendary, comin at us you will get your scars
kings of KO like abcd, gold mac and metrocard
 

Paul1355

All Star
have you rapped before paul? that was good


like nate robinson im on top of them
no homo, there aint no stoppin them
bring it back like go new york go new york
i smoke newports and wear blue shorts
i got orange on my shoes, orange on my shirt
isiah heard boo's, even my momma calls him a jerk
but when its time to work you can never worry
20 points and 8 assists like marbury
hes a real business man, dogg we been through this
stackin paper like hes jewish
while eddy curry is smellin bad like sewage
im tellin the truth, starbarians
we bury them, when it comes to beef
we aint no vegetarians
msg is legendary, comin at us you will get your scars
kings of KO like abcd, gold mac and metrocard



Thanks for the comment MSG,
but some Knick fans didn't believe Mike D and then our team goes 6-3.
So here are the disses that everyone misses, Crawford to Malik and then Jeffires still making riches.
Crawford still shoots up a million three's and It's a tragedy to see that Isiah is still affecting us negatively.
His dumbass trades got us were we never wanted to be, with over payed players that only play for cream cheese.
Snackransoft is doing good, he should, especially when he's getting payed 17 million and finally laying of the food.
 

Paul1355

All Star
Curry dis

Curry Dis

Curry's fatass should never get a pass, so Mike D came in, sat him on his ass and took him to class.
Zach and Lee are giving Curry notes, it's just a diet with no bread and no toast. So Curry came running over all winded and confused, Lee smacked him in the face and called him a fool. Then Zach Randolph posted Curry up, showed him up, and Mike D knew what was up.
Mike D came over put his hand on Curry's shoulder, told him some news that turned Curry's fantasy world over.
He said "Curry your not good, your fat and ugly, take some notes from Lee, remember to study. Then come back 100 pounds lighter because my pissed meter just got higher."
Curry was shocked and became depressed, realized how fat he was and grabbed his breasts. The milk squeezed out, oozing like snot, a fan asked for Curry's autograph then said he was Borat and screamed NOT!
Curry began to cry, Knick fans laughed at his attempt to try to look innocent, but Knick fans frankly don't give a shyt so they hit him with some bricks. Q rich then said "hey those are my bricks you fat bitch!"
Curry yelled, F U Q-brick, "you miss every shot u take and it's always making me sick. This flu is killing me, so bad that it somehow hurt my fat knee. Injury after injury and your out there losing weight and making fun of me."
CUrry realized how much his life sucked, and Q came over and tried to cheer him up. Q then remembered that Curry had his bricks, hti him with one and said that CUrry wasn't a Knick. Mike D came back with his pissed meter low, he said "Curry the only solution is that you have to go."
So Mike D called Walsh, told Walsh about the trade, he called dumbass Kevin McHale and the deal was made. We got Kevin Love, it was a great move, there was a Knick parade the next day that titled that Curry was a waste from the day he got payed.
Walsh was crowned King of New York and sucked up the fame, he said to have Curry was just a damn shame. He also said that Curry and dog shyt were two of the same and he said that Curry couldn't play the blame game. Eddy had nothing to do, so he packed his bags, was front page on every sports mag and had one more cheese burger which made him more sad.
 

DaTPRiNCE

The Knicks are Back
LMAO these some pretty tight rhyms dudes,wheres Knicks126 with some polish rap we could have an international ryhm...

watch me ryhm, this my time,
Knicks is playing turn on the tube,
Nate gonna end up on youtube,
D'Antoni, making sure we dont lose
if we do ill get the blues
this our game,teams still the same
but we aint lame
thats isiahs blame
i should stop cause im making a fool outta myself
just thought i'll show what i could do,thats more then enough to make you laugh
 

DaTPRiNCE

The Knicks are Back
LMAO that shit is ****in retarded after reading it

:teeth: dont no what kinda shit i was on:weed:
 

abcd

KnicksonLIN.com
You got Quentin Richardson shootin bricks,
Crawford saves the day for the New York Knicks,
Duhorne's overrated, Marbury's hated,
Mike D'Antoni's system is the best ever created,
Randolph rebounds, David Lee Leebounds,
Nate Robinson dives straight to the ground,
Chandler's the star that the Knicks just found
There's 29 teams that the Knicks must pound
 

Akamu

The King
New York! This is my home, my city/
My Knicks are here to make it look more pretty/

D Antoni, fresh face more taste/
Tryna make a team outta this waste/

Years of endless defeat, wanna feel pain? go put on the fans shoes/
This circus act will have YOU singing the blues/

Poppin only three's? this fool's a disease! his name is Jamal Crawful/
This dude driving to the basket is straight awful/

Phony play, where's the cake? it's your boy E-Curry/
No time to grab a rebound pass the mcFlurry/

Don't bother looking for the ball, once it's in it never comes out/
Zach will have your team left shooting in a drought/

Frustration exceeds itself in the life of a Knicks fan/
Writing a new chapter just how the founding fathers began/

It's been a while and the times have been rough/
Feelin the pain so long only makes you that much more tough/

But there are signs of a new beginning/
We strive for a path that translates into winning/

This season may not be the year for us to shine/
Only a matter of time before we get out of this decline/
 
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Mike D changing things one at a time
im white but these rhymes aint sublime
Nate getting rebounds at 5'8, it so great
but its still not checkmate because
its a long year so get out those beers, spark a few
and lets cheer New York Knicks!
Going from isiah to MIke D is like Rags to Riches,
Mike D leads wolves and Isiah used to lead a bunch of bitches.
But its different now, so lose the frown,
were back n attackin, like a block straight smackin
it out of your hands. It's time for the Knicks to take a stand.
I'm Paul one three to the five-five, smack any Knick hater and give that bitch a pirate eye
because Knick fans are savages and MSG is were the magic is.
The Garden is the center of the Earth, players revolve around the only arena that gave birth to the greatest games ever played in one day so the last thing im gonna say is go think quick, spit some more Knick shyt, and be out cuz i gotta watch the only team that is skillfully sick, The New York Knicks!



Thanks for the comment MSG,
but some Knick fans didn't believe Mike D and then our team goes 6-3.
So here are the disses that everyone misses, Crawford to Malik and then Jeffires still making riches.
Crawford still shoots up a million three's and It's a tragedy to see that Isiah is still affecting us negatively.
His dumbass trades got us were we never wanted to be, with over payed players that only play for cream cheese.
Snackransoft is doing good, he should, especially when he's getting payed 17 million and finally laying of the food.

You got Quentin Richardson shootin bricks,
Crawford saves the day for the New York Knicks,
Duhorne's overrated, Marbury's hated,
Mike D'Antoni's system is the best ever created,
Randolph rebounds, David Lee Leebounds,
Nate Robinson dives straight to the ground,
Chandler's the star that the Knicks just found
There's 29 teams that the Knicks must pound


I ain't trying to make a fool out of myself so there will be no OKG raps, but these are pretty good.
 

metrocard

Legend
Mike D changing things one at a time
im white but these rhymes aint sublime
Nate getting rebounds at 5'8, it so great
but its still not checkmate because
its a long year so get out those beers, spark a few
and lets cheer New York Knicks!
Going from isiah to MIke D is like Rags to Riches,
Mike D leads wolves and Isiah used to lead a bunch of bitches.
But its different now, so lose the frown,
were back n attackin, like a block straight smackin
it out of your hands. It's time for the Knicks to take a stand.
I'm Paul one three to the five-five, smack any Knick hater and give that bitch a pirate eye
because Knick fans are savages and MSG is were the magic is.
The Garden is the center of the Earth, players revolve around the only arena that gave birth to the greatest games ever played in one day so the last thing im gonna say is go think quick, spit some more Knick shyt, and be out cuz i gotta watch the only team that is skillfully sick, The New York Knicks!








I ain't trying to make a fool out of myself so there will be no OKG raps, but these are pretty good.

Upstate dudes have no swagger or flow to rap.
 

Toons

is the Bo$$
iight iight

Jump Ball// lets get it started//
killin other teams// our dealy departed//
starbury startin?// you must be retarded//
if u commin for the jam// then let wilson guard em'//
James n Curry ridin pine, eatin mickey-Dees//
marbs on the bench, collecting DNP's//
q.bricks missin 3's// like he's got a disease//
but no matter what blue n orange be the colours i bleed//


just a couple bars off the dome while im at work....definitely spit sumthin l8r
 
Upstate dudes have no swagger or flow to rap.


So since I don't/can't rap that means I can't enjoy it?
Dumb ass bitch Metrofag.


Where's your rap there Metrofag?
Oh wait you need some time to reserch right Metrofag, you couldn't just come out with something nice of the top of you head like these guy's so you come looking in here to spread some more of your narrow minded falsehood. Bitch take a seat.


Get off my nutz Metrofag
 
iight iight

Jump Ball// lets get it started//
killin other teams// our dealy departed//
starbury startin?// you must be retarded//
if u commin for the jam// then let wilson guard em'//
James n Curry ridin pine, eatin mickey-Dees//
marbs on the bench, collecting DNP's//
q.bricks missin 3's// like he's got a disease//
but no matter what blue n orange be the colours i bleed//


just a couple bars off the dome while im at work....definitely spit sumthin l8r



another nice 1
 

Paul1355

All Star
iight iight

Jump Ball// lets get it started//
killin other teams// our dealy departed//
starbury startin?// you must be retarded//
if u commin for the jam// then let wilson guard em'//
James n Curry ridin pine, eatin mickey-Dees//
marbs on the bench, collecting DNP's//
q.bricks missin 3's// like he's got a disease//
but no matter what blue n orange be the colours i bleed//


just a couple bars off the dome while im at work....definitely spit sumthin l8r

i liked the ending, Toons.

Jerome James dis

This ones about Jerome, the only dude that works out while the food network is on.
SOrry i had to laugh at this fat waste of life, imagine if it was legal to name certain foods your wife?
He'd have mad bitches in every single room, from Big Macs to White Castles and brining in Pizza by noon.
When James goes down on a chick, it's not what your thinking, it's the equivalent to the drink on his stomach that always keeps sinking.
The fat is overwhelmin, please tells this dude somethin, doesn't he realize that Jenny Craig isn't a damn muffin?
I'm rolling on the floor, laughing so hard that the thought of Jerome James makes me thnik of a retard.
Down syndrome aint funny, so is Jerome James wasting money, but this retard needs to just face reality.
Fans would laugh countlessly because NYK is the team I rep everyday and if Jerome will bring us down then today should be that fat lards last payday.
James has no problems, no birth defects, fatness should be a new one to keep in check.
Dr. Phil would host a show, titled uncontrolled habits, Jerome James would star as the food Maverick.
The John McCain of food is just a savage, bringing havok to anyone that thinks food should just be ravaged.
James gave advice, take your time and eat slow, like the way Crawford went down on Isiah always down for the blow.
Dr. Phil laughed as the crowd said he was a disgrace, that he had no taste, just food and hopefully one day have god's grace.
Dr.Phil was wearing a mask, it turned out to be Springer, the crowd yelled for Jerry to put up his middle finger.
Jerry put up the finger but didn't want to linger, he saw James was getting hungry and called out the scheduled singer.
Stall some time he said while I peace, please dont let James see me leaving or i'll be deceased.
The cause of death will be cannibalism, as rare as exorcism, so fatass James would be heading to prison.
Jerome can't take it, his retarded head can't shake it, that the fact of being fat has him mutilated.
One day Jerome got off his ass, James's actually thought 6 second abs really worked that fast.
he mourned that the day will just never come, to run for 1 minute and not be winded and done.
Screw James and bring back Patrick Ewing's son.
 
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