Pargo embargo.

HOUSTON - If the Knicks get word from the NBA this week that they can use a Disabled Player Exception to replace retired guard Cuttino Mobley, one target could be former Hornets guard Jannero Pargo, currently playing in Russia.

"He can really shoot it and score and defend," said Chris Duhon, who played with Pargo with the Bulls from 2004-05 to 2005-06. "He definitely would be a big help."

Duhon and Pargo train together in Chicago during the offseason and could work well off each other in the backcourt. Despite Pargo's point guard size (6-1, 175 pounds), he is known as more of a scorer than a playmaker. Duhon believes Pargo would fit well into Mike D'Antoni's up-tempo, spread offense and also would give the Knicks some needed perimeter defense.

"I think he would do real well," Duhon said. "The court is always spread and he can shoot the ball real well. I think he'd do real well in this system."

Pargo would be a solid option coming off the bench, since we do need guard depth. Didn't see him much when he was playing for NO. Is he like a poor man's raja bell?

This kid played well for the Hornets before deportation. He sparked it up off the bench and I'm pretty sure he had a 30 point outing in the playoffs. He hits the 3 like mad as Duhon mentioned and has some pace in that lithe frame. If he were not acquired then perhaps his mentioning will scare N8 out of his current 4 from 40 odd triple attempts.

Why we don't just waive Hoberson I don't know? Pargo should step in there. I'm not sure as to how the handling of his Russian contract would go however. Hopefully they pay him in potatoes.

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]$9,226,250[/FONT]​

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]$[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8,925,000[/FONT]​

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]$8,825,750[/FONT]​

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jerome James[/FONT]​

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bigpat33 said:

This kid played well for the Hornets before deportation. He sparked it up off the bench and I'm pretty sure he had a 30 point outing in the playoffs. He hits the 3 like mad as Duhon mentioned and has some pace in that lithe frame. If he were not acquired then perhaps his mentioning will scare N8 out of his current 4 from 40 odd triple attempts.

Why we don't just waive Hoberson I don't know? Pargo should step in there. I'm not sure as to how the handling of his Russian contract would go however. Hopefully they pay him in potatoes.

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I would definitely suppport signing him. The dude can score, and we need another scorer. His defense is pretty good, and we could get him for cheap.

Don't be too hard on Roberson. It's tough for a dude to play for 10 minutes every other week, and get any rythm on his shot. Not blaming D'antoni, it's just tough for him. Pargo's contract with the Russian team has an opt out clause for the NBA, so no problems there.

Sly, Raja Bell is a good comparison. Bell's defense is much better though.

Lol on potato remark. What I find appalling is that 6.2 million next to jerome's name. You know, half that salary is keeping KFC in business.

Nice one JayJ, you always have the info and facts that I can't be bothered researching. You're an animated, leather, plush deluxe, lazy boy mega sofa for fat ****ers like myself.

and can someone tell me why i have a red circle under my name?

do i have cancer?

bigpat33 said:

Nice one JayJ, you always have the info and facts that I can't be bothered researching. You're an animated, leather, plush deluxe, lazy boy mega sofa for fat ****ers like myself.

and can someone tell me why i have a red circle under my name?

do i have cancer?

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Thank you, glad to know I'm making a difference...

I see no red circle. I know the circle on the bottom turns red when you set yourself to invisible.

Invisible!? How'd that happen? Oh well, SWEET, might have to relish the opportunity and head down to the ladies changerroms for a boob viewing

lol, check your options, under quick links. The first thing there is the invisible mode option. If it's not that, then I dunno what it is.

Good Move

The Knicks should pick up this guy because they need help in the guard department, and he would probably come cheap.

i hear jj reddick is being shopped....pure shooter, we can use him

Toons said:

i hear jj reddick is being shopped....pure shooter, we can use him

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His game's picked up as of this season, but I dunno. The word "shoe" has more D in it.

LMAO Kenny Walker was one of our worst draft picks ever. Injuries did him in, in a couple of years.

Classic stuff hey. I remember that dunk comp he breezed through with those:
-elasticized tour de france under shorts
-his God botherer's chain
-that ****ing haircut that looked like a layer cake made out of cow turds

classic 80s paranormal