Amare Posted an AD On Craigs List LMFAO

NYKLiFER

NYKLiFER

Benchwarmer
Check this out it had me laughing cool shyt.....

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/trd/2103093445.html

NBA Superstar Seeks Dominant Forward to Take Talents to NYC (Midtown)

<HR>Date: 2010-12-09, 12:08PM EST
Reply to: [email protected] <SUP>[Errors when replying to ads?]</SUP>

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28 Year-Old NBA Superstar seeks 26 year old fellow NBA Superstar to join in quest for NBA Title.



Requirements:

Maintaining excellent team rapport while putting up All-Star caliber stats.

Ability to deflect media scrutiny with wit, charm, and confidence.

Ability to score 40+ points on any given night.

Willing to forgo playing defense for the good of the team.



Experience:

NBA Experience for 7 Years or More.

Some college preferred, no degree required.

Must be current Team Superstar looking for a change of scenery in a contract year.

Must have played in big games on the MSG Floor at least on the Collegiate level.



Best chance to land this job is if your name rhymes with Barbello Banthony.



Please submit resume to [email protected]<!-- START CLTAGS -->

  • <!-- CLTAG compensation=$17+ Million per year -->Compensation: $17+ Million per year
  • <!-- CLTAG telecommuting=on -->Telecommuting is ok.
  • <!-- CLTAG partTime=on -->This is a part-time job.
  • <!-- CLTAG contract=on -->This is a contract job.
  • <!-- CLTAG nonprofit=on -->This is at a non-profit organization.
  • <!-- CLTAG internship=on -->This is an internship job
  • <!-- CLTAG disability=on -->OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • <!-- CLTAG recruitersOK=on -->OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
  • <!-- CLTAG phoneCallsOK=on -->Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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PostingID: 2103093445
 
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Hitman

Benchwarmer
Wow, that is f'ing hilarious.

Thanks for posting it

more than a month

after the whole world has seen it.
 
serendipity10

serendipity10

Benchwarmer
That can't be Amare posting that but its still really funny.

Best chance to land this job is if your name rhymes with Barbello Banthony.
 
Crazy⑧s

Crazy⑧s

Evacuee
serendipity10 said:
That can't be Amare posting that but its still really funny.

Best chance to land this job is if your name rhymes with Barbello Banthony.
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Willing to forgo playing defense for the good of the team
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Is evidence enough to show it wasn't.

Barbello Banthony is so moronic/hilarious.

It should contain in bold: Must sign after current season with referrals from Piss Bosh.
 
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