How much wood could a Knick chuck chuck if a knick chuck could chuck wood?
(my rating system of how valuable the Knicks players/management have been this series)
Carmelo- 100 pieces of wood
Andy Rautins- 99 pieces of wood (keeping that bench warm for his bud
Landry Fields who has needed it)
Williams- 30 pieces of wood
Bill Walker- 27 pieces of wood
Dolan- 20 pieces of wood for going back to his office after game 1 to make phone calls to trade for CP3 this summer
Anthony Carter- 15 pieces of wood
Sheldon Williams- Chucks 15 pieces of wood just because he hasn't been given the opportunity he's deserved to play
Jared Jefferies- A surprising 12 pieces of wood. He lost 13 pieces of wood on that turnover to Garnett)
Toney Douglass- 10 pieces of wood
Ronny Turiaf- 9 pieces of wood
Derrick Brown- 5 pieces of wood for getting "activated" for one game
Ducktales17- 4 pieces of wood For turning it to the Mets game halfway through the 3rd quarter and watching the Mets get the W.
Stat- 3 pieces of wood. And no, none of those pieces came from rebounding/defense. (He had 2 pieces, but I gave him 1 more for banging Ciara on a weekly basis).
Landry Fields- 1/2 a piece of wood because he was too weak to chuck a whole piece.
Dan Dantoni- 1/4 of a piece of wood for looking so damn sexy
Dantoni- -1 pieces of wood for crossing his legs one time when the cameras on ESPN showed a zoom in of him during the game. I was going to give you 0 Dantoni, but you just HAD to cross your damn legs like a chick.
Pusha T- -5 pieces of wood for publicly bashing the Knicks on his twitter page. I responded to him with a "yo momma" diss. WIN for me.
La La- -10 pieces of wood for acting like she gave 10 ****s for the Knicks losing when she clearly couldn't care less.
Yes, Carmelo is LIGHT YEARS above anyone else in value. Oh sorry, not Andy Rautins
Yes, Derrick Brown, andy rautins and myself are more valuable to this team than Stat/Landry.
Yes, I am jealous of Stat for banging Ciara.
Yes, Billups did not make my list because I seriously don't give a **** about him anymore.
No, I did not listen to N'Sync's "God must have spent a little more time on you" on the radio today, that almost brought a tear to my eye............................................... ................................
.......... ok fine I did.