I'd like to dedicate this tribute to Sir Crazy 8; for without whom mankind may never have known premature ejaculation by way of gamethread to be possible.
With the candles of Hannukah burning, and the musky scent of men in red sweaters huddled around a tree looming....And my internal schemings of getting under mistletoe to sneak attack quality tittie grabs with girls brewing....
It is only fitting that we have received this glorious bounty of a game thread, that smacks each and every viewer with the unmistakable jolt of righteous giving, as surely as a smack of crack-cocaine, or watching RuPaul Pierce taking a dive like a ballerina and falling anus-first onto the peg-leg of Garnett.
Yes, this is a bounty our early settlers could only hope and dream this nation of one day achieving, and which a Thanksgiving a million turkeys strong can but stare, and respect.
Some argue that the Messiah has yet to come; others, that he has arrived. And yet, we are now all united as one, bearing witness to this *HOLY* work of a game thread....For which men of every color, faith, and orientation except that which chugs the cock of Celtic cripples and gimps, and any damn fool foolishness to not respect the orange and blue, can look at, and know they have found an eternal home.
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