Cool Clyde's Official KO Fantasy League Victory Speech
thank you my KO friends, for the well-deserved props :smokin:
I must admit, i thought I was out of the mix going into the last few regular season
weeks; my team was ravaged by injuries all season, but unlike smokes, who gathered
top notch injured players who never made it back, i kept trading for active players,
even giving up the #1 fantasy player (LeBone) in order to secure Pekovic and Love
from the team who would be displaced by Displacers. As Love was hurt the second
I traded for him, senior Smokes made me an offer I could not refuse, trading AlJeff
for KevLove, which turned out to be one of the best things to happen to my team
all year. thanks Smokes!
by the way, a big fu*ck you to Metrotaint for this quote:
You're not an angel and you don't have much to speak from
especially since this league is forever tainted tainted by your profoundly retardation of the
LeBron trade, don't cry about tainted when you've been the monkey of the league for the year.
however, I forgive Metro for his character assassination of me when he doesn't even
know me, he tried hard all season to make this a compelling, competitive league, so
major props to him and Smokes for working very hard. I still feel there was some
collusion involved when attempting unfair trades with friends, or having background
knowledge of what trades your friends are making, but I'm going to drop all that now,
the argument has been played out, vetoes were made, trades happened, and the season
was exciting. Although I called shenanigans left and right, you gotta admit, this was
a fu*cking hilarious pic:
I'd like to commend myself for trading Rondo for Greg Monroe at the beginning
of the season, Monroe turned into the consistent monster I thought he would/
could be, and Rondo went lame halfway thru season.
my end of season/post season pickups of Steve Blake, Chris Fu*cking Copeland,
Damien Wilkins, Will Barton proved to be substantial.
Again, thanks to Metrotaint for dropping Reggie Evans (holy sh*it!), Markieff
Morris, Jerryd Bayless and others, who proved essential to Cool Clyde's Bruisers
pulling out win after win in the playoffs, but I refuse to give him credit for doing
so; he's a dick for dropping them in the first place, and I am a genius for picking
them up, as I have pointed out in my fantasy league smack talk.
I believe I made more add/drops than anyone, as is my tendency to do so, but
as the season drew to a close, I had a serious bunch of bruisers who consistently
contributed to a winning cause, even with that pus*sy Jameer Nelson not playing
the last 3 weeks, and Pekovic going down every other week.
So, once again, thank you everyone, for the best fantasy league I've ever played in;
as Rono pointed out, I also beat the number one guy in his league (trounced him by
over 500 points!), so yesterday was quite the victorious day for Cool Clyde.
I leave you with these Cool Clyde championship pics:
and above all, after all is said and done, go Knicks!