I'd love to see Isiah Thomas coach this fantasy team HE's put together. I can use a good laugh after having been endlessly crying my balls off since he's bull-****ted his way into the organization. He may be an idiot but he's not stupid. I think having Thomas man the helm of the Titanic here would settle the score real damn quick. Maybe we can have him sell hotdogs in the stands while he's at it. Wait, don't they already have circus act booked at the Garden ??

By the way, how is Isiah Thomas’ SEXUAL HARRASSMENT suit coming along? I expect we’ll be seeing the alleged victim in a uniform soon playing point guard signed to another one of his trademark roster management moves.