The Smartest Dumb Move Dolan Ever Made

furious lord

Benchwarmer
:afro:
Here we go again...The knicks are in the headlines once more and the soap opera speculation never ceases to amaze me! After listening to all the conspiracies about how the Evil Isiah Thomas planned this from the very start and how poor larry brown has been the victim of being too old school for today's spoiled primadonna players, I remeber something I heard Colin Cowheard say last year when Brown was let go from Detroit..Let me break it down
Larry brown is like that HOT STRIPPER FANTASY CHICK that every man wants to date. If you have ever dated a stripper, or a hot chick that has been in and out of alot of relationships, then you know that no matter how much fun you have with her, THE RELATIONSHIP IS GONNA END BADLY!
Every team except for the teams that have already had Larry brown wants him...He and Phil Jackson are the two celibrity coaches in the league, the only two hot chicks that every loser wants to turn their life around. But like every hot striipper chick, Larry Brown has major issues. He is a control freak who burns bridges everywhere he has been..Eventhough the players all improved under him, they could not wait until he was gone....And like a trifling bitch who flirts with other guys while you are dating her, Larry Brown was ALWAYS eyeing other jobs while he was been employed...EVEN when he was contending for a championship with Detroit...
THE reason why so many fans, sports analysts and media personalities fall for Brown is because he is a winner...But he alienates players, causes problems with the front office and makes outrageous trade dfemands everywhere he goes, undermining each GM he was worked for...He even tried to get Dumars to trade five of his players after the first season...And each time Brown weasels his way out of a job, he fools everybody into believing he is the victim...
THE KNICKS franchise is that LOSER/NERD who was desperate for action and finally got a chance to have a turn with the HOT CHICK named Larry Brown. BUT THIS time, due to his age and health issues, Brown caused problems in the front office IMMEDIATELY.. Dumping Brown before he caused more problems was the smartest dumb move Dolan has ever made. It's stupid to fire a coach after just one year...but Brown clearly had an agenda when he got here and that one was to takeover the franchise, trade away the future and have NEW York kiss his ass...
NOW Dolan must get rid of Isiah and Marbury...
 

portega1968

El Cacique
Hopefully, after Dolan gets rid of Brown, Isiah and Marbury, he'll get rid of himself.

This is eerily similar to the Enrons and Worldcoms of late... a public company with no accountability to its' shareholders. Where the fuck are Cablevision's stockholders? How the fuck can this guy just keep throwing money at the problem? Does he have a George Steinbrenner complex? Where the fuck is the SEC and who the fuck are the Sarbanes-Oxley guys in this company? Can we get a court order to strip this guy's check-signing privileges?

Jeeeezez....
 

jffga

Rookie
portega1968 said:
Hopefully, after Dolan gets rid of Brown, Isiah and Marbury, he'll get rid of himself.

This is eerily similar to the Enrons and Worldcoms of late... a public company with no accountability to its' shareholders. Where the f**k are Cablevision's stockholders? How the f**k can this guy just keep throwing money at the problem? Does he have a George Steinbrenner complex? Where the f**k is the SEC and who the f**k are the Sarbanes-Oxley guys in this company? Can we get a court order to strip this guy's check-signing privileges?

Jeeeezez....

This article is priceless:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/story/418465p-353449c.html
 
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