I'm tired of the Celtics, and I'm tired of all those stupid Gay G Gayderade commercials.
Vitamin Water > Gatorade
The Celtics cheated to win Game 7. I don't care what nobody says.James Posey, Paul Pierce, and Rajan Rondo are 3 of the biggest floppers in NBA history.
But it's okay. Pierced Pussy,Ray Gay Aileen(pronounced eye-lean), and Gay G will fall to the Pistons.
Chauncey Billiups> Rajan Rondo
Richard Hamilton>> Gay Allen
Tayshaun Prince>> Pierced Pussy
Antonio McDyess>> Garnetta
Rasheed Wallace>>> Kendick Jerkins
Let's take a look at the facts:
No team in the history of the NBA has won the NBA championship in 28 games.
The Celtics played two straight seven game series, including a seven game series against the 37-45 Atlanta Hawks.
The Celtics are 0-6 on the road.
The Pistons are 3-1 on the road, and they beat the 76ers in 6, and the Magic in 5.
Here are the playoff stats, to see how each team matches up:
Pistons
Chauncey Billups
15 points, 5.7 assists, 42.9% 3 pt%, 94.7% FT
Richard Hamilton
21.5 points, 4.5 assists, 47% field goals, 90% FT
Tayshaun Prince
16 points, 6 rebounds, 65% field goals
Antonio McDyess
21 points, 12.1 rebounds, 2.3 blocks
his career highs in points, rebounds, and blocks
Rasheed Wallace
13.9 points per game, 6 rebounds, 1.9 blocks
Celtics
Rajan Rondo
11.3 points, 2.67 turnovers
Ray Allen
13.4 points
Paul Pierce
40.7% field goals, 3.33 fouls per game
Kevin Garnett
3 fouls per game, 2 turnovers per game
Kendrick Perkins
6.2 points per game, 50% FT in the conference semifinals
Pistons > Celtics
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Vitamin Water > Gatorade
The Celtics cheated to win Game 7. I don't care what nobody says.James Posey, Paul Pierce, and Rajan Rondo are 3 of the biggest floppers in NBA history.
But it's okay. Pierced Pussy,Ray Gay Aileen(pronounced eye-lean), and Gay G will fall to the Pistons.
Chauncey Billiups> Rajan Rondo
Richard Hamilton>> Gay Allen
Tayshaun Prince>> Pierced Pussy
Antonio McDyess>> Garnetta
Rasheed Wallace>>> Kendick Jerkins
Let's take a look at the facts:
No team in the history of the NBA has won the NBA championship in 28 games.
The Celtics played two straight seven game series, including a seven game series against the 37-45 Atlanta Hawks.
The Celtics are 0-6 on the road.
The Pistons are 3-1 on the road, and they beat the 76ers in 6, and the Magic in 5.
Here are the playoff stats, to see how each team matches up:
Pistons
Chauncey Billups
15 points, 5.7 assists, 42.9% 3 pt%, 94.7% FT
Richard Hamilton
21.5 points, 4.5 assists, 47% field goals, 90% FT
Tayshaun Prince
16 points, 6 rebounds, 65% field goals
Antonio McDyess
21 points, 12.1 rebounds, 2.3 blocks
his career highs in points, rebounds, and blocks
Rasheed Wallace
13.9 points per game, 6 rebounds, 1.9 blocks
Celtics
Rajan Rondo
11.3 points, 2.67 turnovers
Ray Allen
13.4 points
Paul Pierce
40.7% field goals, 3.33 fouls per game
Kevin Garnett
3 fouls per game, 2 turnovers per game
Kendrick Perkins
6.2 points per game, 50% FT in the conference semifinals
Pistons > Celtics
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