Saw this on another site I go to quite often and thought it'll be cool to see what KO could come up with: Here's a few I made up...

"How to control your Emotions"by Rasheed Wallace

"How to keep a famous franchises' history alive" by Clay Bennet and David Stern

"How to grab rebounds" by Eddy Curry

"How to Block a shot" by Eddy Curry

"Reasonable meal portion sizes" by Eddy Curry

"How to get out of the first round" by Tracy McGrady

Ok now you guys turn!