NBA books that would only be 1 page long

Saw this on another site I go to quite often and thought it'll be cool to see what KO could come up with: Here's a few I made up...

"How to control your Emotions"by Rasheed Wallace

"How to keep a famous franchises' history alive" by Clay Bennet and David Stern

"How to grab rebounds" by Eddy Curry

"How to Block a shot" by Eddy Curry

"Reasonable meal portion sizes" by Eddy Curry

"How to get out of the first round" by Tracy McGrady


Ok now you guys turn!
 

theknicks3

Benchwarmer
How to make the playoffs - Jamal Crawford

How to make a good trade - Isaiah Thomas

How to unite a team - Stephon Marbury

How to earn playing time - Jerome James
 

Akamu

The King
"30 different sitting positions" by Jerome James

"How to dominate a team all by yourself" by Lebron James

"NBA martial arts training" by Bruce Bowen

"How to send an opponent to the injury list" by Bruce Bowen

"How to play defense blindfolded" by Jamal Crawford

"How to make an NBA game as unexciting as possible" by Tim Duncan

"How to scare the shyt out of your opponent" by Charles Oakley

"How to destroy an NBA franchise in just 1 year" by Isaiah Tomas

"How to be happy during a mid-life crisis" by Isaiah Tomas
 

metrocard

Legend
"Winning" - Jamal Crawford
"Dieting" - Eddy Curry
"No snitching" - Quentin Richardson
"How to earn your salry" - Jerome James
"Teamwork" - Zach Randolph
 

MSGKnickz33

The Gold Mac
"How to build a franchise" by Kevin McHale

:lol::lol:


How to win games - the knicks
How to get respect - Isiah thomas
How to stay out of trouble - Zach Randolph
How to intimidate others - Eddy curry
How to play an uptempo style - Shaq
How to perform like an MVP in the finals - Kobe
How to beat the Spurs - phoenix suns
How to get through being an alcoholic - Vin Baker
How to make an impact - Jared Jeffries
How to play with heart - Vince Carter
How to get girls - sam cassell
 

Akamu

The King
:lol::lol:


How to win games - the knicks
How to get respect - Isiah thomas
How to stay out of trouble - Zach Randolph
How to intimidate others - Eddy curry
How to play an uptempo style - Shaq
How to perform like an MVP in the finals - Kobe
How to beat the Spurs - phoenix suns
How to get through being an alcoholic - Vin Baker
How to make an impact - Jared Jeffries
How to play with heart - Vince Carter
How to get girls - sam cassell

[LMAO I'm sorry but I have to share this:]








OMG GLAZED AZZED WALNUT! LMFAO!!!
 

MSGKnickz33

The Gold Mac
"how to be calm" nate robinson
"keys to becoming disciplined on the court" renaldo balkman
"how to play in an up tempo offense" eddy curry
"how to beat the lakers" the utah jazz
"how to step up your defene in the playoffs" George Karl
"how to not look chubby like antoine walker" zach randolph
"getting into the greatest shape of your life" eddy curry
"3 steps to better free throw shooting" ben wallace
"better basketball: offense" featuring ben wallace and jared jeffries
"how to outplay dwight howard" Chris bosh
"how to avoid getting injured" darius miles
"Charlotte Bobcats: The complete History"
"top 3 reasons why i drafted Kwame Brown" Michael jordan
 
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