Double Header Threader - Knicks V Sixers Home + Away: Revenge + Solidification.

Crazy⑧s

Evacuee
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Bringing to you, KO.com's gurus of the dirty sanchez, a double header threader of not 1, BUT 2 games in which victory is of the utmost importance.


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Crazy8s GT Soundtrack For Your Jizzening Pleasure.

Press play NOW for that ?ber 80s blast of heroism.




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This game is not only about vengeance, this game is paramount to maintaining what has become a dwindling grasp on the 6th seed, against the rising 76ers.







WE ARE THE

NEW YORK KNICKS

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Young, bold and debonaire.

What The **** Is A 76er?


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STAT
- Some say he that if he sings 'god save the queen', Her Majesty has ghost pains in Her Majesty's vagina.

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Captain Ray​
- Some say that when he ejaculates, it makes the sound of Voltron assembling. Cat Voltron not Car Voltron.

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The Thrill - Some say that his tweets are ****ing MENTAL!


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The Neophyte​
- Some say that he can catch bullets - IN HIS GOZZLE!

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The Beard Of Zeus - Some say he has never been to Disneyland. Tragic.


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TD23​
- Some say that if a Jehovah's witness knocks on his door, he laughs at them because they are virgin cultists.

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The Regenerate One - Some say that he cut the cocaine that killed Mr Perfect.
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Sky Walker​
- Some say that he can bring a yak to orgasm through thought.

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The Chook - Some say that he doesn't deserve the hate on KO.com
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KGB25 - Some say that he ate a baby, and I believe them.​





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Knick In The Spotlight - The Gov

Тимофей Павлович Мозгов


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Vladimir Putin Interviews Timofey Mozgov - Translated By Yours Truly.


VP: So, Timofey, or should I call you KGB 25, how iz yure infiltration of ze bastard yankee swine coming along?

TM: Very farking well, sir. I have just planted a nuclear device in Zarah Palin's znatch as ordered.

VP: Exzellent! Mwa ha haaaaaa. Farking creationists (spits) Were you seen?

TM: No sir. I was dizguized as an albino moose. Nit surprisingly, she felt nothing.

VP: And do you have ze Knick cheerleaders viz ze boobiez chloroformed and in ze potato zkin outfit for me, Timofey?

TM: Yes sir. Have you taken your viagra?

VP: Not yet.

TM: I zuggest you do, sir. They take half an hour to kick in, and I usually find that the girls manage to wriggle free by zen.

VP: Very well. Would you like some wodka and an orphan pie?

TM: Not now sir, thank you. I have to torture some lion cubs.


Riveting stuff.


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I know that's 2 games in a row for The Gov, but how can you not love the guy!?



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Crazy⑧s

Evacuee
I will add match ups in singular posts. I f anyone would like to add anything at all; match ups - keys to victory - general knowledge and so on, feel free. A double header threader is a big mission.
 

ronoranina

Fundamentally Sound
Some good laughs to be had in here. Thx for doin what you do..

I'd like to see us win the pair to start off a nice lil streak.
 

iSaYughh

Starter
6her series should be like an interracial gangbang, where we deposit mighty loads into 6women. It will take two separate sessions till our boys have had their fill.

Weekend, so cock and The Cock should be on the prowl for insertion, insemination, and the ultimate release of conquest.

31pt, 7rb, 3ast, 2stl, 2blck, 4/7 3pt
 

knickzrulezH20

Sexy Stud
Gallo with a great 2nd quarter, and Mosgov is making his presence felt. Hopefully these last couple of games keep giving our Russian rookie some confidence. When he plays with tenacity he looks good out there.
 

KingofNy

Starter
As soon as Douglas came back in we lost the lead. We need a new backup PG bad. Why the hell does O'Antoni pull Felton when he's hot? This team will always fail with that loser as our coach. He is not good at all... His offense really isn't that good either because in order to run the court all game you have to give up on crashing the boards and help D. I hate O'Antoni.
 
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KingofNy

Starter
Another loss I blame totally on O'Antoni's inability to make the proper adjustments on both sides of the ball. I hope to god we fire him at the end of the season... I am so tired of his crappy coaching. Our players don't just suck on D, they just don't play D because their damn coach doesn't give a crap about it.
 

petescud

Starter
Got seriously out-coached today guys....why do we live and die by 25-30 ft shots too. And how do other teams drive on us but we can't
 

petescud

Starter
BTW... are we still a .500 team. Wish we would get the right owners/coaches to coach the NY Knicks. I cans see if we were a middle of the road team like say New Orleans, but this is NY guys...You don't see the other major cities looking like shit for the most part
 
Damn out coached by far, so far I have seen some great double screens by Philly when Andre Iguldola passes and then runs baseline or top of the key. He has hit two wide OPEN shots so far from this play one 3 and one 2
 

mafra

Legend
Quite frankly, I don't even now why the Knicks bother suiting up to play against PHI. They might as well square off vs the Western Conf. All-Star squad... It's almost as if the Knicks have no chance. I didn't watch this game nor will I bother with the next one. PHI owns us.

I'm not even sure if D'antoni has beaten PHI in 3 years since he arrived. Another pathetic loss for a team tanking the season. What are they now? 3-9 in last 12?

Team will be a 38-42 win team. Get ousted in the 1st round. All hope is on what Carmelo does anyway. Season had some good moments, and we showed flashes of what we could be.

Just sign Anthony as a free agent and compete next season. This team has no shot this year anyway.

Notice CLE has like 1 win in last 40 games! Who did they beat?

The MIA win means nothing goes we follow it with a 1-3 stretch.

Loss has to be on the coach. NY leads by 9 after 3. NY scores 4 points the next 9 minutes? A good coach alone gets you 6 points off 3 timeouts. For PHI to rattle off a 23-4 run or something? It's called shitty coaching.

I think Walsh will fire Mike after season. Thank God! Fore coach and sign Carmelo and Knicks are a legit team.
 
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