zach: (tears start to form in his eyes) well they, how come, we always go to Burger King together. Why didnt they invite me?
Isiah: Because you have been traded, pillsbury dough boy. Pack up you bags, we sent you, balkman, and our 1st round pick to New Jersey for Vince Carter. I am a genious.
Malik Rose: No, you are a moron
Rest of team: co-sign
(Isiah goes to join Crawford in the shower)
Q-Rich: so whens this fight goin down, im gettin hyped
Zach: as soon as Nate whos not so great is ready
Nate: I was born ready chubbs
Zach: arite, lets go. Im gonna f*ck you up!!!!!
1 minute later.......
q-rich: do you think hes gonna be ok?
Fred Jones: Damn he got hit harder then Mardy did by Carmello
Mardy Collins: Why do you guys keep bringin that up, you know im sensitive about that
Nate: Im 2-0, whos next?
Q-Rich: Hes still not moving
Jeffries: dump some water on him
(Water is dumped on Z-Bo)
Nate: Damn he still knocked the f*ck out
(Curry enters with a present in his hand)
Curry: I heard my buddy Zach got traded, where is he?
Malik Rose: Nate snuffed his ass, he still out cold
Curry: damn, maybe if I open up this box the smell will wake him up
(Curry opens box, with a quadruple whopper in it)
(Zach sniffs a couple of times and finally sits up)
Z-Bo: I smell a whopper!!!!
Curry: Here you go, me and Jerome will miss you!!!!
Z-Bo: We'll hang out in the offseason all the time, what the hell happened to me?
Q-Rich: Nate whooped your ass kid
Z-Bo: damn, you guys wont tell anyone, rite?
Q-rich: F*ck you, its not like you were ever part of the trade
Z-Bo: Stop picking on me
(Isiah and Crawford enter, holding hands)
Q-Rich: Dwight said you was suckin d*ck
Crawford: Dwight who, Howard?
Q-Rich: Da white around yo lips b*tch!!!!!
Isiah: what me and my son do stays between us, we dont need that Q. Ive never seen a regression as bad as yours, from one year to the next.
Q-Rich: I have, you had a playoff team in 04. What happened in 05?
Isiah: Its Marburys fault!!!
Q-Rich: Marbury brought this team to the playoffs in 04, you made the trade for Crawford before the 05 season. Perhaps thats part of the reason why the Knicks didnt look to sharp.
Isiah: Are you trying to blame this on me and Jamal? dont you ever do that again, thats personal. Jamal is the best player on this team by far, and one of the best players in the league. You will be doin laps til sunrise if I catch you or anyone in this lockerroom talk like that again!!!!!
(Telephone rings)
Isiah: hello
Anucha Brown: Whatsup handsome
Isiah: nothin baby, I was just thinkin about you.
Anucha: Im always thinking about you, we put together some scheme to rob MSG!!! Now that were both rich as f*ck, once Dolan fires you lets go buy a small island.
Isiah: im down, baby. Me, you, and Jamal!!!
Anucha: Will you stop this obsession with him, hes not your son!!!!!
Isiah: We cant go through this rite now, the whole team is here with me. i dont want them to figure out what were talking about.
Anucha: Ok ill talk to you later sexy, Ill be wearin your favorite panties when you arrive home tonight!!
Isiah: Just make sure you dont put mine on this time, you stretched them out last time. see you later
Q-Rich: what was that all about?