nuckles2k2
Superstar
Anyone got any good chants to start for the team? I have a few, but there's no way I can start them because my section is so ****ing dead all the time. I say when the 3-Assholes get to the free throw line we throw some creative chants at them:
LBJizzStain
"Who's your stepdad?! (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
"Glooooooooooooria" (his mom)
"You're not MJ (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
"MJ is better (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
Christina Bosh
"You're a third wheel (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
"No one likes you (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
Dude with ****ed up teeth
I can't think of any for him right now.
This is not about being bitter, but LBJ did come out and say that he's "not into saving franchises and wanted to go to the team that was the best fit for him." Then he goes to a team with Juan Howard, Big Z, Stackhouse (for a short while), Haslem, Pittman, House, Miller, and James ****ing Jones....don't be bitter...but be venomous.
I wanted to keep the chants relatively clean but still effective with an entire building yelling it at you. I know there's little chance any of this happens, but there's nothing wrong with trying.
LBJizzStain
"Who's your stepdad?! (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
"Glooooooooooooria" (his mom)
"You're not MJ (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
"MJ is better (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
Christina Bosh
"You're a third wheel (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
"No one likes you (clap-clap-clap clap clap)"
Dude with ****ed up teeth
I can't think of any for him right now.
This is not about being bitter, but LBJ did come out and say that he's "not into saving franchises and wanted to go to the team that was the best fit for him." Then he goes to a team with Juan Howard, Big Z, Stackhouse (for a short while), Haslem, Pittman, House, Miller, and James ****ing Jones....don't be bitter...but be venomous.
I wanted to keep the chants relatively clean but still effective with an entire building yelling it at you. I know there's little chance any of this happens, but there's nothing wrong with trying.