Eddy Curry is a RESTAURANT

[RunningJumper]

People call him lazy and fat, but that is not true. He is a restaurant. He's not human. How many restaurants do you know who give his or her time to playing for the team even if it's been just in practice for a long time? He has heart. Curry deserves respect.

 

[john wilkes booth]

sorry brah. that really was not funny at all.

 

[RunningJumper]

Quiet, murderer.

 

[john wilkes booth]

please, stop trying to be funny.

 

[RunningJumper]

Who Are You? YEAH?

 

[MBlackVJesusP7]

It's kinda hard to make an Eddy Curry joke that isn't funny. Guess you found a way bro.

 

[wuchich14]

you owe me a full minute of my life back for reading this

 

[bboycustom92]

what? that was terrible...

 

[RunningJumper]

Shut up, noobs (except H20).

YOU THINK I CARE?

Meanies.

 

[johnstarky]

Your idea was good and has the potential to become a very funny joke! You just need to develop a stronger punchline.I guess the criticism that you received in this thread was probably due to an incomprehensibility in the direction that you decided to take your joke in.I am not an expert when it comes to comedy, but perhaps you could revise your joke by coming up with similarities between Eddy Curry and a restaurant.

 

[RunningJumper]

Your idea was good and has the potential to be a very funny joke! You just need to develop a stronger punchline.I guess the criticism that you received in this thread was probably due to a incomprehensibility in the direction that you decided to take your joke in.I am not an expert when it comes to comedy, but perhaps you could revise your joke by finding similarities between Eddy Curry and a restaurant.

You're right.

You see guys, this man gives helpful advice. I will keep this in mind. Thank you, starky.

 

[johnstarky]

You're right.

You see guys, this man gives helpful advice. I will keep this in mind. Thank you, starky.

No problem, RJ! A lot of the best comedians were booed off stage at least once in their careers.Having the ability to tell good jokes and make anyone laugh takes years of practice and experience.

 

[smokes]

This thread title promised so much, and delivered so little

 

[la2ny]

 

[johnstarky]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, your picture is worth a thousand jokes. Good job being original! First time that I see someone compare Curry to a cat that appears overweight.